Atheism to Defeat Religion By 2038

[skidadl]

on that tower of babel shit. Oh once we built rockets suddenly it's ok to touch the sky?

I'm almost certain you have no idea what you are talking about. If you are going to do your typical thing and not make a real point then I will just pass on reading the response. A heads up either way would be a appreciated. ~high five~

 

[skidadl]

What if the solar system is flat? And were about to advance to level 2

I don't know what level 2 is but it sounds interesting.

 

[superpunk]

I'm almost certain you have no idea what you are talking about. If you are going to do your typical thing and not make a real point then I will just pass on reading the response. A heads up either way would be a appreciated. ~high five~

When they launched the space program I was terrified that we would wake up the next day speaking Farsi cuz those dickbags up in heaven confused our language again because we were getting too close to them. Turns out they were ok with it this time. To review - towers that reach heaven, not ok. Rockets that reach heaven - ok.

 

[skidadl]

Wow. No wonder you have avoided debating specific scriptures up until now.

What next? That money is the root of all evil?

 

[superpunk]

Wow. No wonder you have avoided debating specific scriptures up until now.

What next? That money is the root of all evil?

I don't care who you are you can't fit every animal in existence plus the food it would take to feed them for like 120 days or whatever it ended up being on a boat the size of a football field.

 

[skidadl]

I don't care who you are you can't fit every animal in existence plus the food it would take to feed them for like 120 days or whatever it ended up being on a boat the size of a football field.

Damn dude, it sounds like you are going on one hell of a boat ride. Just take some fishing gear and maybe a smaller boat. It would be a lot less expensive.

 

[superpunk]

well then how do i get the kangaroos back to australia? did you ever think of that?

 

[skidadl]

Seriously though, if you have no idea how long the flood, as told in the bible was then just go away and don't say anything. I mean, especially if you claim to be "top notch" and smarter than everyone else.

Even if you don't believe that the story is true and you go strictly on the practicality of the animals being able to fit it's pretty easy to see that the animals could fit.

 

[skidadl]

well then how do i get the kangaroos back to australia? did you ever think of that?

No, I never thought about that. But I do love kangaroos.

 

[superpunk]

Seriously though, if you have no idea how long the flood, as told in the bible was then just go away and don't say anything. I mean, especially if you claim to be "top notch" and smarter than everyone else.

Even if you don't believe that the story is true and you go strictly on the practicality of the animals being able to fit it's pretty easy to see that the animals could fit.

ok 150 days I was playing possum.

I imagine the 6 million species of insects could have fit in a medium sized broom closet. Elephants don't eat much.

 

[NoDak]

ok 150 days I was playing possum.

lol

 

[superpunk]

you got something to say chuckles?

 

[NoDak]

you got something to say chuckles?

My bad. That was pretty vague for what I was trying to convey. Maybe this will help.

ok 150 days

lol

I was playing possum.

lol

 

[superpunk]

still not sure what you're driving at professor gigglesworth.

 

[NoDak]

still not sure what you're driving at professor gigglesworth.

You're a smart guy, you've told us so.

I'm sure you'll figure it out.

 

[superpunk]

Glad to see you had alot to contribute. lol's and vague remarks. laughing smiley with star background

 

[Iamtdg]

You're a smart guy, you've told us so.

I'm sure you'll figure it out.

He is top notch.

He told us so.

So, back the hell off.

 

[superpunk]

My bible chops are top notch. I mean I'm top notch too and I'm glad you think so but that's not what I said.

lrn2readgud

 

[NoDak]

like 120 days or whatever it ended up being

ok 150 days I was playing possum.

My bible chops are top notch.

The Chronology of the Flood from Start to Finish

1. The rains fell and the fountains of the deep flowed for 40 days, at which time the great wind came and the waters began to asswage, though they continued to cover the highest mountain for another 110 days to the 150th day.

2. At the end of the 40 days and during the 110 days the waters began to either go back into the crust of the earth (not as much as had come out because the sinking ocean floor had diminished the size of the voids) or to be evaporated back up as a canopy (never to come anywhere near the size of the original canopy as we shall see).

3. On the 224th day the tops of the mountains could be seen.

4. Forty days later, on the 10th of November, or the 10th day of the eleventh month, which was the 264th day, Noah sent out a raven and a dove through a window in the Ark. The raven was apparently able to feed on the carrion floating on the water and to find some place to rest, presumably in the mountains or on the top of the Ark, so he never returned, but, because there was no nesting places and no vegetation for food, the dove came back.

5. On the 271st day Noah sent out the dove again, and it came back with the olive leaf.

6. 7 days later he sent out the dove yet again, and it did not come back.

7. On the 1st day of the 601st year, Noah removed the cover from the Ark but the ground areas were too muddy and sloppy to go out onto. He waited until the 27th day of the 2nd month of the 601st year, and then went out of the Ark, at which time the ground was dry enough to start cultivating and building on.

How Long Was Noah in the Ark?
So how long was Noah in the Ark? If a year was 365 days long, he was in the Ark 375 days from the 17th day of the 2nd month of the 600th year until the 27th day of the 2nd month of the 601st year.

However, some Bible scholars say that the Hebrew calendar only had 30 days in a month. This would seem to be borne out by verse 4 of chapter 8 which says that from the 2nd month and the 17th day to the 7th month and the 17th day was exactly 150 days, though by our calendar that would be 151 days. If that is true, the time in the Ark would be 370 days. These are things I am not sure about, but I do know that it was from the 17th day of the year 600 until the 27th day of the year 601, or in other words, a year and 10 days. The Ark was moving upon the waters for 150 of those days until it came to rest on Mt. Ararat.

You might want to reevaluate what 'top notch' means.

 

[superpunk]

Looks like you were just confused as to which portion we were talking about. I'll forgive you this time, as jesus would want. See item one for clarification.