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Add another horrendously laughable effort to the wall of shame for the Dungboys. Does this team even practice?
This team is a complete fucking joke and clearly has no clue, nor any desire to field a serious NFL football team. Anybody that watched the entire game knows we were NEVER in this, the Ravens (like the Saints last week) could have easily hung 50+ on us. This is the 3rd consecutive humiliating home loss. I honestly don't know why anyone who's a real fan of this team would ever show up at that shitpile stadium for another game this year. It's THAT bad.
1) It's 3 games now (4 if you count the mind numbingly poor Green Bay loss) that 4 has looked like garbage as a NFL QB. He has thrown the ball like complete shit and the inaccuracy is stunningly bad. His problems seeing the field seem even more amplified now but the inaccuracy and weak throws have to be of really serious concern. He's either got some sort of arm/shoulder injury or he has completely lost it like Danny White did in the mid 80's. His throws seem to have no zip on them and there's hardly ever a tight spiral. He throws high and behind constantly and I bet he had 25 poor throws yesterday alone. You can see these receivers are just frustrated as hell at the way he is throwing it, some of them the easiest possible throws and he misses by a mile This contract decision was CATASTROPHICALLY bad. The best chance this team has to win is for Prescott to get hurt and then have to start Cooper Rush.
2) The Ravens could have had 400 yards rushing yesterday, easily. They gave up after that drive that should have ended with a FG (and made the score 31-6). It was a complete mercy killing of this pansy ass Dallas team in every possible way. They (like the Saints) just bullied the shit out of these losers and did anything they wanted. Derrick Henry had more yards rushing yesterday than he did in the first two games combined. The Cowboy defense is so bad that the opposing team have COMBINED for just 31 pass attempts in the past two games, both blowout losses. That said, when teams do throw guys are more wide open than ever. There's not a single facet of this defense that is good. Other than DLaw, every player on that defense has played like utter cowshit the last two games. No effort, no spine, no desire. And it's coached by a completely clueless loser named Mike Zimmer. The look on his face said it all yesterday.
3) No GM has ever had an offseason as bad as this one. Every single decision Jones made has blown up in his face. Bringing back McCarthy and this shitpile staff after another playoff flop. Hiring Zimmer. Making no effort whatsoever to improve the roster despite OBVIOUS to everyone type flaws. They butchered this Prescott decision as bad as they possibly could. First waffling on resigning him (which was the RIGHT thing to do) and letting it hijack the cap situation the entire offseason, butchering the Lamb contract negotiations and having to pay more and then inexplicably resigning Prescott to a horribly bad 240 million contract hours before the season started, freeing up cap space that they now cant use on anyone because free agency was over months ago. Him and Spawn have created the worst football culture in the league. Nobody has any accountability there and it shows. Nobody plays with any pride. Nobody cares if they win or lose. And Jones OWNS this, every bit of it. Nobody that considers themselves a real fan of this team should ever attend another home game until he either doesnt own it or completely hands over control to someone else (and not the fucktard Spawn)
4) Clearly a bad game for Lamb, his fumble was a huge play and he dropped a ball. He also displayed a lot of frustration with Prescott and coaches. That said, you can't blame him for that. Prescott's inability to throw accurately and see the field has to be driving these guys crazy. One play in particular Lamb was wide open 20+ yards downfield for what probably would have been an easy TD, and Prescott inexplicably never looked at him and instead dumped off a 2yd pass to a TE. For the 2nd straight game, Prescott had a laughably bad pass on a DUMP OFF throw to Zeke, who was wide open. Lamb is probably regretting doing a new deal here and he knows he is tattooed to a lousy QB now for the next several seasons.
5) Brandon Aubrey is the only truly great player this team has. I have no doubt Jones will cheap out on him when its time for a new deal, and he'll end up kicking for someone else. Dude is just amazing at his job and one of the all-time great steals in the history of undrafted free agent finds. There is literally no part of the kicking game that this guy isnt elite at.
6) Chalk up "L" for another fucked up Goodell rule decision. David Moore revealed that part of the new kickoff/onsides kickoff rule stipulated that the Cowboys could NOT have tried a 2nd consecutive onsides kick, even if they had wanted to. On top of the fact there's now ZERO surprise factor at all when you do decide to do one. Goodell is every bit the fucking total assclown at his job as Jones is as a GM. Worst thing that has ever happened to the NFL and every year the game gets lousier and lousier.
Not much else to say. I had believed before yesterday they'd beat NYG Thursday but now I no longer think that. I don't think this team wins another game till the end of November. They'll have an ugly loss to NYG and then get curb stomped by the Stealers, Lions and Niners. Lose ugly to Falcons and Eagles, get curb stomped again by Houston. They have back to back games in Nov v Washington and NYG, and then maybe one or two winnable games in December. This is a 4-13 or 5-12 team at best, and GM Jerry deserves sole credit for it. Fuck you Jerry and fuck this fucking pansy ass no effort team.
This team is a complete fucking joke and clearly has no clue, nor any desire to field a serious NFL football team. Anybody that watched the entire game knows we were NEVER in this, the Ravens (like the Saints last week) could have easily hung 50+ on us. This is the 3rd consecutive humiliating home loss. I honestly don't know why anyone who's a real fan of this team would ever show up at that shitpile stadium for another game this year. It's THAT bad.
1) It's 3 games now (4 if you count the mind numbingly poor Green Bay loss) that 4 has looked like garbage as a NFL QB. He has thrown the ball like complete shit and the inaccuracy is stunningly bad. His problems seeing the field seem even more amplified now but the inaccuracy and weak throws have to be of really serious concern. He's either got some sort of arm/shoulder injury or he has completely lost it like Danny White did in the mid 80's. His throws seem to have no zip on them and there's hardly ever a tight spiral. He throws high and behind constantly and I bet he had 25 poor throws yesterday alone. You can see these receivers are just frustrated as hell at the way he is throwing it, some of them the easiest possible throws and he misses by a mile This contract decision was CATASTROPHICALLY bad. The best chance this team has to win is for Prescott to get hurt and then have to start Cooper Rush.
2) The Ravens could have had 400 yards rushing yesterday, easily. They gave up after that drive that should have ended with a FG (and made the score 31-6). It was a complete mercy killing of this pansy ass Dallas team in every possible way. They (like the Saints) just bullied the shit out of these losers and did anything they wanted. Derrick Henry had more yards rushing yesterday than he did in the first two games combined. The Cowboy defense is so bad that the opposing team have COMBINED for just 31 pass attempts in the past two games, both blowout losses. That said, when teams do throw guys are more wide open than ever. There's not a single facet of this defense that is good. Other than DLaw, every player on that defense has played like utter cowshit the last two games. No effort, no spine, no desire. And it's coached by a completely clueless loser named Mike Zimmer. The look on his face said it all yesterday.
3) No GM has ever had an offseason as bad as this one. Every single decision Jones made has blown up in his face. Bringing back McCarthy and this shitpile staff after another playoff flop. Hiring Zimmer. Making no effort whatsoever to improve the roster despite OBVIOUS to everyone type flaws. They butchered this Prescott decision as bad as they possibly could. First waffling on resigning him (which was the RIGHT thing to do) and letting it hijack the cap situation the entire offseason, butchering the Lamb contract negotiations and having to pay more and then inexplicably resigning Prescott to a horribly bad 240 million contract hours before the season started, freeing up cap space that they now cant use on anyone because free agency was over months ago. Him and Spawn have created the worst football culture in the league. Nobody has any accountability there and it shows. Nobody plays with any pride. Nobody cares if they win or lose. And Jones OWNS this, every bit of it. Nobody that considers themselves a real fan of this team should ever attend another home game until he either doesnt own it or completely hands over control to someone else (and not the fucktard Spawn)
4) Clearly a bad game for Lamb, his fumble was a huge play and he dropped a ball. He also displayed a lot of frustration with Prescott and coaches. That said, you can't blame him for that. Prescott's inability to throw accurately and see the field has to be driving these guys crazy. One play in particular Lamb was wide open 20+ yards downfield for what probably would have been an easy TD, and Prescott inexplicably never looked at him and instead dumped off a 2yd pass to a TE. For the 2nd straight game, Prescott had a laughably bad pass on a DUMP OFF throw to Zeke, who was wide open. Lamb is probably regretting doing a new deal here and he knows he is tattooed to a lousy QB now for the next several seasons.
5) Brandon Aubrey is the only truly great player this team has. I have no doubt Jones will cheap out on him when its time for a new deal, and he'll end up kicking for someone else. Dude is just amazing at his job and one of the all-time great steals in the history of undrafted free agent finds. There is literally no part of the kicking game that this guy isnt elite at.
6) Chalk up "L" for another fucked up Goodell rule decision. David Moore revealed that part of the new kickoff/onsides kickoff rule stipulated that the Cowboys could NOT have tried a 2nd consecutive onsides kick, even if they had wanted to. On top of the fact there's now ZERO surprise factor at all when you do decide to do one. Goodell is every bit the fucking total assclown at his job as Jones is as a GM. Worst thing that has ever happened to the NFL and every year the game gets lousier and lousier.
Not much else to say. I had believed before yesterday they'd beat NYG Thursday but now I no longer think that. I don't think this team wins another game till the end of November. They'll have an ugly loss to NYG and then get curb stomped by the Stealers, Lions and Niners. Lose ugly to Falcons and Eagles, get curb stomped again by Houston. They have back to back games in Nov v Washington and NYG, and then maybe one or two winnable games in December. This is a 4-13 or 5-12 team at best, and GM Jerry deserves sole credit for it. Fuck you Jerry and fuck this fucking pansy ass no effort team.
