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    Trolling people on Craigslist

    Something tells me you'd like the comedian, Anthony Jeselnik. He is my favorite.
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    Lol

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    Kiffin wants Marineilli in Dallas, per blogger

    Unfortunately, YES, we'd have to give Jerry credit. But hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day. (I fucking HATE jerry jones)
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    Answer the question above you

    Sheik. I don't know why. What is the OLDEST woman you've been with?
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    Eagles Hire Chip Kelly

    Which means they'll beat us both times next season.
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    Man hit by subway after taking dump between cars

    I just got over that fear last year. Even then, I still don't go take a crap in a public restroom unless it's a "one-hitter".
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    Answer the question above you

    That was funny. I did. Did anyone else ever masturbate thinking of one of their mom's friends?
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    Annonymous Poll: How do you feel about the RG3 Injury

    If this poll was done on Cowboysown.com, one of the options would read "I immediately prayed to our almighty God for a speedy recovery". bunch of gays over there...and Hostile is the "bear"
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    Report says Free to be released

    Dude is a bust. Straight up. Can't even stay healthy.
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    Holmgren Rumors Heating Up Again

    I've been wanting Garrett to be our coach since '92.
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    Cowboys Stadium Acoustics

    I went to Seattle this year. That stadium is the exact Same demographic as ours, but EVERY SINGLE PERSON STANDS THE ENTIRE GAME AND FUCKING CHEERS. It was deafening at times. I mean LOUD! I screamed my head off when we were on defense. That whole day was fun. Weed is legal. I saw a...
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    Cowboys Stadium Acoustics

    The whole "it's too big to be loud " excuse is invalid. I've been to 2 Big 12 championship games there. It was loud as fuck. While Cowboys fans suck normally, the eagles game this year was actually rocking!!
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    Don't talk to police lecture

    He said it stood out. He was a young ******. When he asked to search my car, I should have said No, but I know how that goes as far as time's concerned. I was pulled over for speeding, which is not probable cause or even reasonable suspicion. I hate cops.
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    Don't talk to police lecture

    I have totally done the whole "are you arresting me officer, or am I free to go?" bit a few times. I NEVER let the police search my car..EVER. The main reason is last year I got pulled over by a state trooper en route to Abilene. He asked to search my car, I said OK. He finds nothing and...
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    Must see movies....

    I took a point off because it was 3 hours, which wasn't mixing well with the bottle of Jack Daniels we snuck in. :)
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    Must see movies....

    Django Unchained..9/10 The dialogue is great. I love how Tarantino does his kill scenes. Overly-dramatic, with TONS of blood. The actor portraying the German (also in Inglorious Basterds) is PHENOMENAL! Great, great movie.
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    We're kind of an old team...

    I will help Doug "check out my rollerblades" Free pack myself. Free of charge.
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    Must see movies....

    No, seriously that movie was fucked up. I realize the actress is like 20, but the fact she was portraying a 12 yr old just made me feel fucking uncomfortable. Wait, did I just cuss? And get away with it? Fuck, i already love this forum. Thanks to Tupperware for the invite!!
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    God

    God communicates with us every time he appears in a tortilla in Mexico. Duh.
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    Must see movies....

    Saw it. Talk about uncomfortable in some scenes.
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