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There are different kinds of laughs and his was "I just pulled a fast one" laugh.
 
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I still don't get the NoDak backlash?

What's he doing that pisses people off.

I'm way too lazy to go back and read all of his posts but I haven't seen what all of the fuss is about.
Same here.

The Zrindak thing is completely lost on me.
 
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I was at a driving range the other day and I dropped my golf club after I hit a shot. I was on the third floor and I lunged down to try to catch it, but it slipped out of my hand and fell down to the first floor. I felt stupid, so I laughed.

I didn't intend to do it.
Perfect analogy.

For a ******.
 
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Tomlin's been on NFL sidelines for years. He knows where he should stand and how players can influence a play by standing close. Remember, this is a head coach actively participating in the game. He's not some distracted trainer.

He "happened" to watch this one play on the Jumbotron

- That gave him an excuse to stand perpendicular to and not face the field, allowing his right foot to be as close to the sideline as possible, even on the field.

- It allowed his back to be facing the majority of the play, again giving him a reason to supposedly not notice the opposing player running right at him.

- It allowed him to react at exactly the right moment to not actively trip the runner despite his back facing him. Had he done this facing the play itself everyone would have known he was trying to screw the runner up.

-He suddenly moves his foot closer to the field then jerks it back.


Watching the jumbotron actually makes sense since it can give you a perspective the sideline can't.

What I can't understand is why he didn't move away earlier or why he sticks his foot on the field so suddenly.

I think at least subconsciously he knew he could get away with edging close and disrupting the play. The timing is too close for it to not have been planned.
 
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Tell me how it's not a good analogy, or go fuck yourself.
Did you see it as an opportunity to scare someone on the ground floor by feigning losing your grip on your club just before or during mid-stroke? What don't you get? Are you that thick? The M-Fer loves people like you who will buy his line of bullshit. It's already been pointed out that his statement regarding the incident made no sense at all but you are licking it up like a dog does it's own vomit.
 
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Did you see it as an opportunity to scare someone on the ground floor by feigning losing your grip on your club just before or during mid-stroke?
No. It was an accident. You know how accidents happen and all that shit? I did something stupid and was getting razzed by my friends, so I was laughing at myself.

I've found out your problem with analogies. You're presuming intent by his actions and looking at everything else through those lenses. It's like a fucking epidemic with you, NoDak, and all these other closed-minded fucktards. If it's not the EXACT SAME set of circumstances in your opinion, then it's not an analogy.

But an analogy is not an identical set of circumstances. It's a comparison of two things that aren't the same things, but illustrate a similar point. The point of my analogy is to show you how reasonable people can see the same action (laughing) as evidence of an accident, rather than "HAR HAR I GOT THOSE GUIS GOOD!!" But you guys refuse to look at things through other perspectives. You make up your mind and that's it.

What don't you get? Are you that thick?
More irony.

The M-Fer loves people like you who will buy his line of bullshit. It's already been pointed out that his statement regarding the incident made no sense at all but you are licking it up like a dog does it's own vomit.
I haven't heard or read his statement. It has literally zero bearing on how I viewed what happened. But that's not going to stop you from assuming shit you THINK happened.
 

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Same here.

The Zrindak thing is completely lost on me.

I think it's the fact that he does a lot of drive-bys critiquing people as opposed to shooting the breeze or talking football, like zrinkill likes to do.

NoDak doesn't bother me, but I think that's why superpunk started calling him that.
 
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Nice of Jon to put his IQ in his username for us

It's the higher end of the Low Average range. Roughly the same or greater than 20 percent of Jon's same age peers in overall intellectual ability and mental control.

Practical Significance of IQ
74 to 88. 20%ile. 8th-Grade to 12th-Grade education. Vocational ability: Assembler, food service, nurse's aide
 
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