Jon88

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He needs to pass a resolution where he's forced to put a shotgun in his mouth and pull the trigger.
 
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Even Jeff Daniels in the background is bored of the process.

Andy Reid outsmarted Dallas for the umpteenth time. He is the fat kid at camp who is so worried about his own lumps that he plans aggressive measures on the more fortunate and naive coaching figureheads. Running Alex Smith: brilliant.

I have yet to see one game where I thought Jason outcoached or outsmarted the other team.
 

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JG has a system but he doesn't have a plan. Every week I watch opposing coaches try to adjust their playcalling to take advantage of match ups. Every week I feel like JG looks at a sheet that says "Oh, 3rd and 6, let's have Witten run a 5 yard out."

I seriously don't understand it.
 
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JG has a system but he doesn't have a plan. Every week I watch opposing coaches try to adjust their playcalling to take advantage of match ups. Every week I feel like JG looks at a sheet that says "Oh, 3rd and 6, let's have Witten run a 5 yard out."

I seriously don't understand it.

It's not complicated. There are hundreds of coaches that labor away for years before breaking through and having the chance to be the head guy. Of that experienced group, most will fail.

Ginger pretty much skipped straight ahead to the fail part. I doubt he'd make an adjustment even with a gun held to his orange head. He's really been given every crutch possible. The guy just sucks donkey peen.
 

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Not for nothing and I'm not defending Garrett, but with Jerry in charge nothing will change. The only thing he could do is hire a coach and step aside a bit. His ego is too big to do that anymore, so, yeah, we're fucked as an organization.

It's not too late to switch teams.
 
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How can anyone get where he is when he's so obtuse?

Placed there by the trlateral commission on world affairs. The same thing happened with George W.
Seemed like the right pedigree, the right background, a winning smile, and aww shucks, some 80s strategery that harkens back to the 80s feel good winningness.
 

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He never gets angry, and when he actually does, his anger causes him to make false promises of change and discomfort that never come to fruition.

He'll look at himself in the mirror and all that other crap he says, and when it's all said and done, everything will remain just the same as it ever was.
 

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It's not complicated. There are hundreds of coaches that labor away for years before breaking through and having the chance to be the head guy. Of that experienced group, most will fail.

Ginger pretty much skipped straight ahead to the fail part. I doubt he'd make an adjustment even with a gun held to his orange head. He's really been given every crutch possible. The guy just sucks donkey peen.


All because of some fucking rumor, who to this day I wondered who started it, that this guy was such a fucking genius and the next hottest thing.
 

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You can't be proud to be a Cowboys fan anymore. The shine is off hte star. We're the Cardinals/Bengals/Lions/etc.

Yup.

I don't tell anyone I'm a Cowboys fan unless I'm asked, and because that usually comes with a lot of jokes these days, I don't even mention I like football unless I'm directly addressed about it.

Fuck Jerry Jones for ruining this for me.
 
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