Kidnap.
Tie up in basement.
Chop off fingers and toes.
pull teeth.
kick hard in dick 10 times.
put 1,000 thumb tacks in his torso.
rape asshole, then put peen in his mouth.
Slice him up real good with a box cutter.
put him in a plastic swim mining pool full of rubbing alcohol.
make him watch replays of Daniel Snyder pumping his fists at cowboys stadium.
chop off his arm and legs, then hit him with a blow torch to cauterize his wounds.
then tell him what a dick he is.
then keep him alive as long as possible by force feeding him dog shit and toilet water.
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