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Salad, with ranch.

OK, you are at a bar and the hottest chick you have ever met sits down and starts drinking with you. After an hour or so she says its a good idea if you come back to her place. When you get there, she tells you she will give in to your every wish and that she has a roommate that will join in. You are thinking this is the luckiest freaking night of your life. When you get into the bedroom, you discover the 3rd isnt a female and that she wants you and the other dude to go at for awhile first, while she watches.

What do you do?
 

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lock the door, tie him up and force myself on her.

Does anyone use the railing when walking down a flight of stairs?
 

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lock the door, tie him up and force myself on her.

Does anyone use the railing when walking down a flight of stairs?

Yes I do.

Do you drink coffee at work in the morning? I drink it like I used to drink beer. The first cup starts a chain reaction where I stop around 10.
 

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Yes I do.

Do you drink coffee at work in the morning? I drink it like I used to drink beer. The first cup starts a chain reaction where I stop around 10.

You probably shouldn't be drinking beer at work in the morning.

But yes, I drink coffee at work in the morning.

Do you have a beer or glass of wine at lunch? (Bob doesn't count)
 

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worse job: cleaning the grease pits at McDonald's or mopping up cum on a gay cruise?
 
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Yeah lets pause this and talk more about Dbair's Saturday night.

Did the girl sneak out while you two were going at it, David?
 

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I'm pretty sure dbair at one point did say he played catcher in college. And that he had a female coach. Until now none of that made any sense.
 

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You'd have to actually be open to that particular scenario to even ask that question.

theres not a pussy in the world worth getting fucked in your own butt over.

wtf is wrong with you, David?
 

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My girlfriend is infatuated with mine and wants to use her dildo.

I told her no under any circumstances. A lot of guys these days go both ways. Not me.
 
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Yes.

Did anyone have to think about the answer to dbair's question for more than a half a second?
 
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