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No. Free tickets, sure. But Im not paying 2500+ for tickets when the game and coverage is so much more enjoyable on a HD tv....


Bacon or sausage?

Sausage

would you make out with a guy for a 100k wink wink
 

GloryDaysRBack

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depends where

average sausage >>>>>>> average bacon

amazing bacon >>>>>>>>> amazing sausage

eastern time or pacific time?
 

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Yes, but its because my wife is a heffer.

Does your wife come from good stock?

Yes. Dad's name is Mike Burke or something.

Did anyone ever think it was cool to bring a laser pointer to school and use it to point at the wall next to the teacher while his back was turned?
 

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Yes. Dad's name is Mike Burke or something.

Did anyone ever think it was cool to bring a laser pointer to school and use it to point at the wall next to the teacher while his back was turned?

That was funny. I did. Did anyone else ever masturbate thinking of one of their mom's friends?
 

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no but my friend used to cut a piece off a prickly pear and stick his finger in it and call it county pussy.

is it gay if he is sucking your dick?
 
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no but my friend used to cut a piece off a prickly pear and stick his finger in it and call it county pussy.

is it gay if he is sucking your dick?

No

Is it gay to have a fivesome with 3 smoking hot supermodel girls and 1 guy, assuming that the word "girls" is actually just code for guys?

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EASILY when the eagles lost the super bowl to the patriots...fuck your non football qualifier

worst mistake youve made in your life is?
 
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Definitely. You learn a lot about someone by living with them.

Do you think your dreams mean anything, or are they just meaningless brain movies?
 
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Mostly meaningless, but sometimes you get an outlier that means something. Side note: I had one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had about 1-2 months ago. It felt like the beginning to some type of Hunger Games type epic novel series. When I woke up, I literally grabbed my phone off the nightstand and wrote down everything I could remember, thinking maybe I had a great idea for a book or something.

I've done literally nothing with it since then. It's like the Seinfeld episode where he wrote a joke down and didn't understand it when he woke up. I look at the notes, and I'm like wtf? Doesn't fit together at all.

Would you date a stripper?
 

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Mostly meaningless, but sometimes you get an outlier that means something. Side note: I had one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had about 1-2 months ago. It felt like the beginning to some type of Hunger Games type epic novel series. When I woke up, I literally grabbed my phone off the nightstand and wrote down everything I could remember, thinking maybe I had a great idea for a book or something.

I've done literally nothing with it since then. It's like the Seinfeld episode where he wrote a joke down and didn't understand it when he woke up. I look at the notes, and I'm like wtf? Doesn't fit together at all.

Would you date a stripper?

Not sure why anyone would say no to this. Marry a different story

Ever toss a girls salad who wasnt exactly clean back there?
 
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