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No. Free tickets, sure. But Im not paying 2500+ for tickets when the game and coverage is so much more enjoyable on a HD tv....
Bacon or sausage?
Sausage
would you make out with a guy for a 100k wink wink
No. Free tickets, sure. But Im not paying 2500+ for tickets when the game and coverage is so much more enjoyable on a HD tv....
Bacon or sausage?
depends where
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Eastern
Ever need Viagra to perform (dblair)
Sausage
would you make out with a guy for a 100k wink wink
Yes, but its because my wife is a heffer.
Does your wife come from good stock?
Yes. Dad's name is Mike Burke or something.
Did anyone ever think it was cool to bring a laser pointer to school and use it to point at the wall next to the teacher while his back was turned?
That was funny. I did. Did anyone else ever masturbate thinking of one of their mom's friends?
no but my friend used to cut a piece off a prickly pear and stick his finger in it and call it county pussy.
is it gay if he is sucking your dick?
Mostly meaningless, but sometimes you get an outlier that means something. Side note: I had one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had about 1-2 months ago. It felt like the beginning to some type of Hunger Games type epic novel series. When I woke up, I literally grabbed my phone off the nightstand and wrote down everything I could remember, thinking maybe I had a great idea for a book or something.
I've done literally nothing with it since then. It's like the Seinfeld episode where he wrote a joke down and didn't understand it when he woke up. I look at the notes, and I'm like wtf? Doesn't fit together at all.
Would you date a stripper?