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I remember that... made for some great punchlines there. 2233 just couldn't grasp the idea of chicken-fried-steak and the fact it didn't have any chicken or steak.
Good times.
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I don't think 2233 will be getting into any rap battles, Mid.
Unless his real name is Melvin Guillard.
Unless his real name is Melvin Guillard.
2233 doesn't rap battle
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I never really understood that. Is it a taste/texture thing, a health thing, or a moral stance? I am not giving you crap, I am just curious.
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I will fucking murder you for insulting the greatest breakfast food in the world.
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He's a Jew.
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Dated a girl from PA and went to a wedding with her there... Her mom couldn't stop with the OTT Penn love.
"There's nothing like a Pennsylvania breakfast!" Scrapple, really?
"There's nothing like a Pennsylvania sunset!" It's the same sun you saw in Texas, beotch.
"There's nothing like a Pennsylvania breakfast!" Scrapple, really?
"There's nothing like a Pennsylvania sunset!" It's the same sun you saw in Texas, beotch.
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Dumb Pennsylvania Laws
•It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
•It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
•It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
•Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
•A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
•You may not sing in the bathtub.
•Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
•A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
•Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
•Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
•No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"
•All liquor stores must be run by the state.
•Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
•You may not catch a fish with your hands.
•You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
•Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
•Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
Carlisle
•In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.
Connellsville
•One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
Danville
•All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Millville
•One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.
•The sale of alcohol is prohibited.
Morrisville
•It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
Newtown
•Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.
Pittsburgh
•It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
•No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
Ridley Park
•You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
Tarentum
•Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.
•It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
•It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
•It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
•Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
•A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
•You may not sing in the bathtub.
•Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
•A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
•Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
•Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
•No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"
•All liquor stores must be run by the state.
•Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
•You may not catch a fish with your hands.
•You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
•Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
•Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
Carlisle
•In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.
Connellsville
•One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.
Danville
•All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Millville
•One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.
•The sale of alcohol is prohibited.
Morrisville
•It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
Newtown
•Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.
Pittsburgh
•It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
•No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
Ridley Park
•You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
Tarentum
•Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.
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I am from Pennsylvania.
Every place has its quirks I guess.
It is pretty retarded to claim that the breakfasts or sunsets are any better here, though.
Although I am from the Philly area; it is a whole different world between southeastern PA and central PA. Someone said, Pennsylvania is Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, and Alabama in the middle. Pretty much.
Every place has its quirks I guess.
It is pretty retarded to claim that the breakfasts or sunsets are any better here, though.
Although I am from the Philly area; it is a whole different world between southeastern PA and central PA. Someone said, Pennsylvania is Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, and Alabama in the middle. Pretty much.
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CFS is awesome. A little gravy, some pepper, some mashed taters. Damn. I'm hungry.
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Where in PA were you booze?
boozeman
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Several months in the Allentown area and the Punxsutawney for a whole summer. Stayed with distant relatives in my teenage years.
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Or Kentucky in the middle but yeah.
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I know these are still enforced
•No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"
•All liquor stores must be run by the state.
•Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
•You may not catch a fish with your hands.
•Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
•Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.
•No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"
•All liquor stores must be run by the state.
•Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.
•You may not catch a fish with your hands.
•Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
•Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.