You know you are from Pennsylvania when

[Genghis Khan]

I know these are still enforced

•No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"

•All liquor stores must be run by the state.

•Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

•You may not catch a fish with your hands.

•Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

•Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

The liquor laws in this state are dumb. One time I tried to buy a six pack at a beer distributor once. They told me by state law you can't buy less than a case at a beer distributor. I never understood the logic behind that.

 

[Jon88]

The liquor laws in this state are dumb. One time I tried to buy a six pack at a beer distributor once. They told me by state law you can't buy less than a case at a beer distributor. I never understood the logic behind that.

That's so the convenience stores and places like Wal Mart don't get cut out.

 

[2233boys]

The liquor laws in this state are dumb. One time I tried to buy a six pack at a beer distributor once. They told me by state law you can't buy less than a case at a beer distributor. I never understood the logic behind that.

That and if you buy two twelve packs at a 6 pack, you have to buy them separately and take them out seperately. PA sucks.

 

[2233boys]

That's so the convenience stores and places like Wal Mart don't get cut out.

You can't buy beer at convenience stores and Walmart. 6 packs/sub shops/pizza places, beer distributors, and state stores are the only places to get booze. Only 6 pack stores are open on Sunday if they sell food.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In Maryland, you have to drive insanely far to buy beers in convenience stores.

 

[Jon88]

A 6 pack was never enough for me. That was just a tease. I needed more like an 18 pack.

 

[2233boys]

A 6 pack was never enough for me. That was just a tease. I needed more like an 18 pack.

Two trips in PA. Unless you go to a distributor, and you can't do that on Sundays.

 

[Jon88]

Two trips in PA. Unless you go to a distributor, and you can't do that on Sundays.

Your state has some fucked up laws that don't make sense.

Then again, half of the laws in the US don't make sense.

 

[2233boys]

Your state has some fucked up laws that don't make sense.

Then again, half of the laws in the US don't make sense.

Very conservative state some of you guys would love it.

 

[Jon88]

Very conservative state some of you guys would love it.

Except for Philadelphia. I saw their mayor and concluded that the majority of the town has to be black.

 

[lons]

I will fucking murder you for insulting the greatest breakfast food in the world.

Bacon > all

 

[lons]

The County I grew up in TN had strange alcohol laws.

We had no liquor or wine, but you can buy wine cooler and beer. But not after 10:00PM from convenience stores. And not after midnight at a "beer joint". They have the Country Club and the Moose Lodge and the VFA "Clubs" that can have all of them, but you have to have a membership there which makes it ok I guess? There is no alcohol sold on Sundays and no place that is within 5 miles of a church can sell alcohol, lol...

 

[2233boys]

The County I grew up in TN had strange alcohol laws.

We had no liquor or wine, but you can buy wine cooler and beer. But not after 10:00PM from convenience stores. And not after midnight at a "beer joint". They have the Country Club and the Moose Lodge and the VFA "Clubs" that can have all of them, but you have to have a membership there which makes it ok I guess? There is no alcohol sold on Sundays and no place that is within 5 miles of a church can sell alcohol, lol...

Ha ha, PA sucks worse

 

[Bob Sacamano]

2233, did some Philly bartender throw your drunk ass out of his bar? Is that what this is all about?

 

[2233boys]

I don't drink. I just think our laws are arbitrary

Also I leave more than 3 hours from Philly

 

[Jon88]

You don't do anything fun, 2233.

I bet you don't have sex either.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

You don't do anything fun, 2233.

I bet you don't have sex either.

 

[2233boys]

You don't do anything fun, 2233.

I bet you don't have sex either.

I destroy that punanny