Sooooo has anything happened?

[Midswat]

I been out of the loop and mostly indifferent over this bag of dead babies of a football organization.

Last I recall we just finished AFUCKINOTHER underachieving train wreck of a season filled with coaching gaffes, exposed personnel flaws, and waisted years to potential hall of fame stalwarts.

So we done anything yet?

Any deck chairs rearranged on the Titanic?

Jerry made any promises of making things uncomfortable as we hides away in the Arkanas woods consulting with his shit for brains bffs?

 

[peplaw06]

Chris Boniol is leaving.

 

[Midswat]

Well that's good news because our field goal kicker sucked.

Wait. What?

 

[UVAwahoos]

Mickey Spags received a contract extension.

 

[boozeman]

Chris Boniol is leaving.

Heads are rolling.

 

[cmd34(work)]

Monte Kiffin has switched to scented Depends.

He was making coaches "uncomfortable" on game day.

Jason Garrett is on Chapter 2 of a book I sent him....

I think the preface was written by Michael Burke.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

We're getting healthier so we win the offseason

 

[Rock Slamdance]

jerry finally found that glory hole.

 

[Midswat]

So nothing has happened? What the hell we waiting on? Are we rolling with the status quo?

 

[cmd34(work)]

So nothing has happened? What the hell we waiting on? Are we rolling with the status quo?

It seems that way.

We can expect:
some minor coaching changes but homers will swear this is "exactly what we needed!"
lots of restructuring
a couple of veterans released
two or three bottom of the barrel free agent signings (Justin Durant, Will Allen, Dante Rosario)
questionable draft day trade up or down
some new boneheaded draft pick and strategy (2 Tight End Offense)
small school player drafted and an assistant coach will tell us how amazing that player is

Yay us!

 

[Midswat]

Lol so were even keeping kiffin? God fucking damn this organiZation.

 

[Vintage]

Dez is going to get a monstrous contract extension someone soon.

So there is that.

yay.

 

[Jon88]

I haven't heard one thing because I don't care to read anything about this team anymore.

I'm sick of wasting my fucking time on this shit. I'll still come here and hang out, but as far as what the Cowboys are doing or saying I don't care anymore.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Werder and the Ticket guys this morning seem to be pretty sure that Callahan is gone. George Dunham has pretty good contacts with the team and he said the Garrett unhappiness with Callahan was very real.

In fact he said both coordinators might be gone. Seems so bassackwards to fire both but keep the head coach, but Cowboys gonna Cowboy.

 

[JBond]

I haven't heard one thing because I don't care to read anything about this team anymore.

I'm sick of wasting my fucking time on this shit. I'll still come here and hang out, but as far as what the Cowboys are doing or saying I don't care anymore.

Amen

 

[UVAwahoos]

Cowboys gonna Cowboy.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Werder and the Ticket guys this morning seem to be pretty sure that Callahan is gone. George Dunham has pretty good contacts with the team and he said the Garrett unhappiness with Callahan was very real.

All well and good... but what is the new janitor at VR telling Hostile?

 

[CobraKai]

So we finally install a legit running game to fire the OC

 

[dbair1967]

In fact he said both coordinators might be gone. Seems so bassackwards to fire both but keep the head coach, but Cowboys gonna Cowboy.

I guess you don't understand the process. This guy can explain it to you though:

:fern

 

[dbair1967]

So we finally install a legit running game to fire the OC

what good is the legit running game if the dumbass coordinator and QB wont call a run play?