SO.... Here's what I would be offering Dez today.

[Doomsday]

and still have a coach that loses to Dom Capers the same way he has the last four times the teams have met.

I mean... I agree with your overall point, but this part really doesn't quite mesh - Murray's fumble was devastating, and the bad call against Dez's catch was a literal killer. Add that to the fact we couldn't lay a glove on Rodgers at all in the second half, and it's another playoff loss at Lambeau. I don't blame Ginger for that one.

 

[Sheik]

He was Dezirvin of the deal he got.

c what I did there?

 

[Midswat]

I did, and it was good. Real good.

 

[DezIrvin]

He was Dezirvin of the deal he got.

c what I did there?

this guy gets it

 

[Doomsday]

this guy gets it

He was "DezIrvin" of the deal he got, one which you repeatedly insisted he would never go for.

Get it?

 

[DezIrvin]

you lost me

 

[Doomsday]

So, how does this work. Did they cut him a check for 20 million? Or did they wire that to RocNation? Or to Dez's bank account? How do these multi million dollar signing bonuses work? Does the IRS take its bite directly?

I would want a actual check, made out to me on the official team check stock, for the 20 million and saying what it's for, then have them stamp "cancelled" on the back of it, so I could frame the fucker. Then they could wire my bank the actual money, or my agent, however it's handled. I am sure it went into some investment account somewhere, tax sheltered.