Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

[TheZoneSucks]

Reading these comments from the pundits... I can almost swear they come in here and read this messageboard, by the way they clown him. It's like they use our material.

A couple of them do at least read these forums. Pretty sure Ben does. I've met him and Skin in person when they still worked with the Ticket. He's one of us as far as attitude goes.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

You know what's just too damn funny?

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We've had a handful of new ones to add to the list AFTER starting it.

Build it, and they will fail...

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

We gave up 3 successful 2 point conversions in one game. I do believe that is a new record of shame for the franchise.

And they were all ridiculously easy.

 

[dbair1967]

And then there's this.

 

[icup]

confirming the reports of eagles coaches saying "we made em quit"

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Add this to the list.

First time this century the Cowboys have been shut out in the first half on Thanksgiving. Garrett just keeps adding.

 

[English Cowboy]

First time in franchise history that the Cowboys have gone 10 straight quarters without a TD.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

First time in franchise history that the Cowboys have gone 10 straight quarters without a TD.

NEW RECORD OF SHAME ALERT!!!!

If you build it, they will fail...

 

[bvhawkeye]

PuppetMaster is here for another 10 years minimum...

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

How many you would chip ion money to have billboards all over Dallas pinpointing Garrett's record?

 

[Scot]

How many you would chip ion money to have billboards all over Dallas pinpointing Garrett's record?

Someone needs to email Jerry Garrett’s list of failures from this thread

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Can we sticky this thread? It has been busy the last few games, and if there is no coaching change we are going to get all kinds more.

 

[English Cowboy]

First time since 2008 that the Cowboys have lost 3 games in the same season by 20 points or more. And still 6 games to go. Franchise record set in 1961 is 5 games.

That's number 4 for the season. First time since 2004. 1 more to tie the franchise record. 2 more for the record.

 

[Doomsday]

Can we sticky this thread?

Some people get upset over stuck threads and let their anger simmer for months, then suddenly throw a fit about it and leave to another board that has a whole buttload more stuck threads.

Request approved.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Someone needs to email Jerry Garrett’s list of failures from this thread

That's all fine, but I'm about educating the fans and everyone else. With that billboard, the media wouldn't be able to ignore it.

 

[Doomsday]

That's all fine, but I'm about educating the fans and everyone else. With that billboard, the media wouldn't be able to ignore it.

Plus there's no actual or even empirical evidence that Jerry can even read.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

NEW RECORD OF SHAME ALERT!!!!!

Jason Garrett is the only Cowboys coach to lose 3 out of 4 Thanksgiving games.

2014: Eagles 33 Cowboys 10
2015: Panthers 33 Cowboys 14
2016: Cowboys 31 Redskins 26
2017: Chargers 28 Cowboys 6

All three losses were ass whippings.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

First time in franchise history that the Cowboys have gone 10 straight quarters without a TD.

This thread was the first thing I thought of when CBS mentioned that

 

[Doomsday]

ESPN Stats & Information:

First time the Cowboys have been held to fewer than 10 points in three straight games in franchise history

Third time they have had four losses of 20 or more points since Jerry Jones purchased the team in 1989.

First time since 2004 they have had three straight losses by at least 20 points. The Bill Parcells’ Cowboys lost to the Cincinnati Bengals (26-3), Philadelphia Eagles (49-21) and Baltimore Ravens (30-10) on their way to a 6-10 finish. The only other time the Cowboys had three straight losses by at least 20 points came in 1960, the first year of the organization’s existence.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

NEW RECORD OF SHAME ALERT!!!!!

Jason Garrett is the only Cowboys coach to lose 3 out of 4 Thanksgiving games.

2014: Eagles 33 Cowboys 10
2015: Panthers 33 Cowboys 14
2016: Cowboys 31 Redskins 26
2017: Chargers 28 Cowboys 6

All three losses were ass whippings.

Fewest amount of points scored on Thanksgiving, he broke that record. It was 7 by Parcells.