yimyammer

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DCU needs an official Garrett countdown thread. 'Tis the Season!

Scrooge told me Dallas is going to beat the skins this weekend and the giants are going to beat Philly, then the Cowboys are going to pull off 2 improbable playoff victories and Garrett is going to get a 5 year extension

Merry Christmas!
 

BriefAndToThePoint

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As bad as that game was , maybe the suckiest Cowboys game of all time, just remember it will be the game that ends this horrible era in Dallas. Garrett will be gone ...

Garret will be gone !!! Jerry will bring in a big name and get the hell out of the way. Jerry must do this now. he has too , ...right ???

also. why isn’t JG fires yet ? do we think we get lucky from here on out , and he turns it around? why even wait ? JJ doesn’t want to fire him around xmas ? why haven’t we got that press conference yet ??

also. if the cowboys score a TD next week it’s gonna make me puke to see the players celebrate. .... i swear to god, i’m going to physically puke when i see Garrett clapping as we score against the Redskins ...
 

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Scrooge told me Dallas is going to beat the skins this weekend and the giants are going to beat Philly, then the Cowboys are going to pull off 2 improbable playoff victories and Garrett is going to get a 5 year extension

Merry Christmas!

Why does this seem oddly plausible?
 

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right, it won't technically be a firing -- which is very important to Jerry because Red's feelings are the highest priority :facepalm
And probably give him a cush front office job. So, ya know, he doesn't wind up winning soup bows with another team. One of Jerruh's idiotic beliefs. Still.
 

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Matt Mosley prediction from today on Colin Cowherd. he thinks it'll be someone with HC exp and someone with some sort of ties to Jerry. Said he thinks it will be Ron Rivera as HC and Norv as OC (Norv is OC in Carolina now).

Wouldnt hate it, wouldnt love it. I dont think it something super "exciting" but I do like the way Rivera's teams play defense (especially compared to ours) and Norv is still a great OC and playcaller who'd be good for Prescott and would absolutely maximize Zeke and Cooper's skills.
 

yimyammer

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Why does this seem oddly plausible?

because this guy has been running the show for 25 years:

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and its resulted in nothing but misery and disgust for this fan
 

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And probably give him a cush front office job. So, ya know, he doesn't wind up winning soup bows with another team. One of Jerruh's idiotic beliefs. Still.

He wont get any front office job here. Jerry even hinted as much weeks ago when he said "I could see Garrett coaching somewhere in the NFL next year"
 

yimyammer

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And probably give him a cush front office job. So, ya know, he doesn't wind up winning soup bows with another team. One of Jerruh's idiotic beliefs. Still.

I bet thats exactly what happens and we never see him coach in the NFL again

He's gonna be like Larry Lacewell swilling checks behind the scenes for years
 

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I bet thats exactly what happens and we never see him coach in the NFL again
But Jerry assured us he'd be in high demand. Time to kick him out of the nest and see if he can fly on his own.
 

yimyammer

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But Jerry assured us he'd be in high demand. Time to kick him out of the nest and see if he can fly on his own.

I'm looking forward to seeing how that plays out.

If he does go elsewhere, I hope he kicks ass and then says:

"see what you can accomplish when you dont have a meddling, idiot owner screwing everything up!"
 

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Garrett will be busy coaching the worst team in 6 man HS football.*



* Will be the worst team after the hiring.
 

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But Jerry assured us he'd be in high demand. Time to kick him out of the nest and see if he can fly on his own.

The football genius Trent Dilfer believes that Garrett would be the top HC candidate on the market as soon as Jeruh gets rid of him
 
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