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And for the love of god stop showing Jordons hAnd.

For Christ sake pixelate that shit like it's Japanese porn.
 
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Did she look like a mutt in real life too?
I would give her a 5 with beer goggles.

With beer goggles, I go more with a binary rating system. 1 you would, 0 you wouldn't. She's probably a 1 when I'm drunk.
 
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TJ fucking ripped their asses too. Hilarious. Everyone knew they'd be a layup though. Funny that Jay got all pissy about that, then quit like a bitch.

Wanted Leroy to win, but glad Sarah finally got hers too.
 
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Doubt sarah comes back. Said she's engaged and has a real job now. Wants to have kids and shit.

Glad she won too I guess. Was also rooting for Leroy.

I doubt he'll ever win because he's so bad at swimming.


Watched part of the re-union but it was pretty boring. Johnny kept crying and being a drama queen. Game recognizes game. Sarah made absolutely the best move. Johnny keeps crying because these challenges are basically is career. Guy is like 30 years old and has never had a real job. Just does these challenges and MtV promotional events. Also sells clothing on his website but they all have bananas on them and shit so not sure why anyone would want to buy them.
 
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Doubt sarah comes back. Said she's engaged and has a real job now. Wants to have kids and shit.

Glad she won too I guess. Was also rooting for Leroy.

I doubt he'll ever win because he's so bad at swimming.


Watched part of the re-union but it was pretty boring. Johnny kept crying and being a drama queen. Game recognizes game. Sarah made absolutely the best move. Johnny keeps crying because these challenges are basically is career. Guy is like 30 years old and has never had a real job. Just does these challenges and MtV promotional events. Also sells clothing on his website but they all have bananas on them and shit so not sure why anyone would want to buy them.
I think Johnny knows she's not coming back either... that's why he could act all cocksure that she would never win another challenge since she made the "shadiest move in the history of the game." Everyone else recognized she played it right but him. He wouldn't admit it cause he got played.
 
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I was hoping they (MTV) got into how he screwed over Paula on the Island. That was way worse than what Sarah did.
 
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New season premeirs Wednesday at 10pm est.

Bloodlines, where some of the competitors bring family members to compete. Guess they stole the idea off of Survivor who did something similar from what I understand.
 
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Man, thanks for the heads up... My DVR was not gonna catch something called The Bloodlines. I haven't seen anything about this season.
 
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Not sure what to make of that first episode.... Seemed a little too noisey.

Don't like how there are all men teams, all women teams, and just a couple co-ed teams.

A lot of the competitors are obnoxious. Shane is the worst kind of gay. Leroys sister or cousin or whatever she is is nasty. Annessa is at least 42 at this point and her sister is fugly as fuck. The one brazillian chick looks like a fat japanese woman. The twins Raphy & Dario are major douchebags. Johnny is still a tool. I hope Nicole ends up dating Greg hardy one day. Fucking crazy eyed fake breasted chick thinking she can get all up in a guys face and challenge him to a what... a fight? Bitch please.

The drama from this episode was sooo over the top and ridiculous. And it feels like theres about 60 competitors... 57 of which are seriously emotionally damaged.

Also, can these fucks talk about their "bloodlines" without tearing up, ffs.


Not sure who I'm rooting for. I like LeRoy but his pudgy ghetto partner is a major liability so they don't stand a chance. Other than that.... the only other person on this show who I think about rooting for at this point would be Kelly Ann, but thats just because I want to lick her butthole.


Oh.... and how did Jenna turn out so fine and have such an awkward, butterface of a sister.
 
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LOL

Totally agree on all the drama. Nany's cousin looks like she's borrowing Nany's eyebrows. Or maybe she went to the Bozo School of Cosmetology.

You can see how MTV picks their competitiors for these shows on normal seasons. You have to be at least marginally attractive. All those normal competitors are the good looking ones in their families. When the rules get lax and they get to pick their "bloodlines" to come compete with them, that's when the ugly ones come out. Basically every one of the bloodlines has some obvious facial defect.

And they do have a lot of players... and the tease at the end showed more coming in... CT, Zach and Abram at least? This may be a 12 month season.
 
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I didn't see the tease at the end. Once the credit rolled I turned it off.

That blonde chick who was eliminated, Christina.... can you say low self esteem ho bag? She basically threw herself at two different dudes the first night she met them and they both had zero interest. Then the one guy talked to her and all of a sudden they're fucking in the bathroom? Jesus Christ woman... that's got to be embarrassing to be nationally broadcast.
 
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You knew she was a slut when the first words out of her mouth were "I would never hook up with someone who has a girlfriend."
 
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