Funny Babylon Bee Submissions that didn't make the cut...
Betty White Mysteriously Silent On Ukraine Invasion
CNN Replaces Covid Death Counter With Ukraine Death Counter
Unhinged Putin Purchases Eye Patch, Swivel Chair, and Fluffy Cat
People Who Haven't Changed Profile Picture To Ukrainian Flag Added To FBI Terrorist Watchlist
Local Man Protests Russia By Returning Mail-Order Bride
Pelosi Rubs Forelegs Together In Signal For Her Insect Hordes To Commence Their Uprising
State Of The Union Moved To 3:30PM EST To Accommodate Biden’s Bedtime
After Announcing Support For Funding Police, Ending Mandates, Enforcing Borders, Biden Now Frontrunner For Republican Nomination
Kamala Harris Remembers Calling For Fweedom As A Young Ukrainian Girl
Husband Announces Sanctions Against Wife After She Invades His Side Of Bed Again