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What a complete shit-show this circus franchise is. Another laughably inept performance in which the team looked like it didnt even belong on the field against top quality college teams, let alone NFL quality teams.
People can bitch and moan about quality of roster, no run game, mediocre QB play or soft defense, but the fact is all this happens because of two fucking drunk clown dipshits trying to play front office masterminds. The Jones clan is a complete disease upon this franchise in every way. They are utterly clueless on how to run a franchise and focus on REAL football. They're perfectly happy making their billions and couldn't give two shits less about how the team competes or is perceived publicly, and they definitely don't give a shit about this team's fan base.
Fuck up Jerry got exactly what he deserved yesterday for his dipshit Birthday, another all-time effort in ineptitude on the field (worst home loss since he bought the team). The really said thing is the game's score could have EASILY been far worse. Detroit could have hung 70+ on the this sack of shit team yesterday without batting an eyelash.
1) Most of us wanted nothing to do with another contract extension for that turd QB. He has played like utter shit in basically all 6 games and yesterday was one of his lousiest games ever. Could have easily thrown 5 or 6 more picks and threw so many bad passes I lost count. Prescott in six games has now thrown MORE interceptions (6) than he did his entire rookie year (4). This horrible contract is the single worst personnel decision this fucked up GM has ever made. They are tattooed to his mediocre ass for the next 3 or 4 seasons, which means there is little hope of overall improvement even IF they hired the right coach and coaching staff. The worst part is there was absolutely ZERO reason to sign him when they did. They didnt gain anything and now they are stuck with a terrible starting QB who is eating up an immense amount of cap space.
2) We should have all seen it coming, just a couple days after time for the glue factor RB Zeke mentions his lack of carries, idiot GM steps in and forces the coaches to comply. Why the fuck would anyone give 15 more carries than 23 in ANY game? Yet there it was yesterday, Zeke getting 8 carries for a paltry 17 yds, and Rico Dowdle, coming off a career game getting only 5 carries (in which he gained 25 yds). Jones is a fucking ass clown in every way possible.
3) Another thing most of us were right about, hiring Zimmer was a colossal mistake. Detroit scored on 9 of its first 10 possessions yesterday and the only one they didnt score on was a kneel down play to end the first half. Detroit didnt punt one time during the game. This is the 3rd time this year it looked like we were playing 7 on 11. It was one of the most embarrassing displays of defense ever, and it happens with alarming regularity under Jones' ignorant reign.
4) Nothing says laughingstock franchise quite like bragging about your day's attendance during a blowout loss, and BLURRING OUT THE SCORE while doing it. I don't know that I've ever seen anything that pathetic. No, this is not a joke, they REALLY did that.
5) Dallas had 5 more turnovers. Detroit had nearly double the total yardage. Prescott expertly led this team to another 0-fer in the redzone and had yet another horrendous redzone interception. The defense missed what seem like 100 tackles and gave up close to 200 yds rushing (again). The team doesn't look like they practice at all and its obviously they don't do any serious film study.
6) Sad but true, but if Prescott, Elliott, Steele, Hooker and maybe a couple others would all have season ending injuries today, this team might make a run for a .500 record. As it is, this team will be damn lucky to finish 5-12 or 6-11. Other than games against the Giants and Panthers, I don't see any real legit chances to win games unless the other team just completely mails it in. And mark your calendars for Monday 11/18. They play the Houston Texans in that shitass dome in Arlington on MNF. It is going to be an epic level beatdown on national TV. I won't be surprised at all if Houston hangs 50+ on them. Ther are sure to be other embarrassing losses for this clownshow team, but that one is going to be a beatdown for the ages.
Really not much else to say. This team is a disgrace in every way possible, save for PK Brandon Aubrey. I honestly have no idea why any of us should waste our time and watch. I hate this team and despise the owner and GM with a passion. I've been a fan of this team since 1975 and watched them hit the skids in the mid to late 80's and again in the early 2000's, and nothing had me questioning whether I wanted to cheer for them and wanted them to win. But not anymore. As long as that fucking clown owns and runs the franchise, I honestly couldnt give two shits less whether they ever win another game.
FUCK YOU JERRY AND FUCK YOU SPAWN
People can bitch and moan about quality of roster, no run game, mediocre QB play or soft defense, but the fact is all this happens because of two fucking drunk clown dipshits trying to play front office masterminds. The Jones clan is a complete disease upon this franchise in every way. They are utterly clueless on how to run a franchise and focus on REAL football. They're perfectly happy making their billions and couldn't give two shits less about how the team competes or is perceived publicly, and they definitely don't give a shit about this team's fan base.
Fuck up Jerry got exactly what he deserved yesterday for his dipshit Birthday, another all-time effort in ineptitude on the field (worst home loss since he bought the team). The really said thing is the game's score could have EASILY been far worse. Detroit could have hung 70+ on the this sack of shit team yesterday without batting an eyelash.
1) Most of us wanted nothing to do with another contract extension for that turd QB. He has played like utter shit in basically all 6 games and yesterday was one of his lousiest games ever. Could have easily thrown 5 or 6 more picks and threw so many bad passes I lost count. Prescott in six games has now thrown MORE interceptions (6) than he did his entire rookie year (4). This horrible contract is the single worst personnel decision this fucked up GM has ever made. They are tattooed to his mediocre ass for the next 3 or 4 seasons, which means there is little hope of overall improvement even IF they hired the right coach and coaching staff. The worst part is there was absolutely ZERO reason to sign him when they did. They didnt gain anything and now they are stuck with a terrible starting QB who is eating up an immense amount of cap space.
2) We should have all seen it coming, just a couple days after time for the glue factor RB Zeke mentions his lack of carries, idiot GM steps in and forces the coaches to comply. Why the fuck would anyone give 15 more carries than 23 in ANY game? Yet there it was yesterday, Zeke getting 8 carries for a paltry 17 yds, and Rico Dowdle, coming off a career game getting only 5 carries (in which he gained 25 yds). Jones is a fucking ass clown in every way possible.
3) Another thing most of us were right about, hiring Zimmer was a colossal mistake. Detroit scored on 9 of its first 10 possessions yesterday and the only one they didnt score on was a kneel down play to end the first half. Detroit didnt punt one time during the game. This is the 3rd time this year it looked like we were playing 7 on 11. It was one of the most embarrassing displays of defense ever, and it happens with alarming regularity under Jones' ignorant reign.
4) Nothing says laughingstock franchise quite like bragging about your day's attendance during a blowout loss, and BLURRING OUT THE SCORE while doing it. I don't know that I've ever seen anything that pathetic. No, this is not a joke, they REALLY did that.
5) Dallas had 5 more turnovers. Detroit had nearly double the total yardage. Prescott expertly led this team to another 0-fer in the redzone and had yet another horrendous redzone interception. The defense missed what seem like 100 tackles and gave up close to 200 yds rushing (again). The team doesn't look like they practice at all and its obviously they don't do any serious film study.
6) Sad but true, but if Prescott, Elliott, Steele, Hooker and maybe a couple others would all have season ending injuries today, this team might make a run for a .500 record. As it is, this team will be damn lucky to finish 5-12 or 6-11. Other than games against the Giants and Panthers, I don't see any real legit chances to win games unless the other team just completely mails it in. And mark your calendars for Monday 11/18. They play the Houston Texans in that shitass dome in Arlington on MNF. It is going to be an epic level beatdown on national TV. I won't be surprised at all if Houston hangs 50+ on them. Ther are sure to be other embarrassing losses for this clownshow team, but that one is going to be a beatdown for the ages.
Really not much else to say. This team is a disgrace in every way possible, save for PK Brandon Aubrey. I honestly have no idea why any of us should waste our time and watch. I hate this team and despise the owner and GM with a passion. I've been a fan of this team since 1975 and watched them hit the skids in the mid to late 80's and again in the early 2000's, and nothing had me questioning whether I wanted to cheer for them and wanted them to win. But not anymore. As long as that fucking clown owns and runs the franchise, I honestly couldnt give two shits less whether they ever win another game.
FUCK YOU JERRY AND FUCK YOU SPAWN
