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Oh man
Oh man
WHEW. This shit makes me want to BEAT A BABY! KILL A KITTEN! AND PULVERIZE A PUPPY! So it's Pollack's fault that the Cowboys chose to pass on goal line situations instead of running...? INCREDIBLE. Not Linehan's and certainly not Garrett's fault. How do they pull this crap with a straight face?
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Its like jeri is trying to clear up any confusion over whether he values coaching
Its like jeri is trying to clear up any confusion over whether he values coaching
Its like jeri is trying to clear up any confusion over whether he values coaching
More coaches in training. When will this madness stop?
More coaches in training. When will this madness stop?
THEN I might switch the site's engine to Xenforo!When ole Jerry boy croaks...
More coaches in training. When will this madness stop?
THEN I might switch the site's engine to Xenforo!
Keep the happy thought.
When the entire Jones clan is caught molesting underage girls at the same time.
Let's say you decide one day to be a football coach. Afterall, you threw 4 TD passes for Polk High when you were in high school, and how hard can it be, really?
The only problem you have is lack of any real experience. Luckily, there are entry level options for the aspiring coach. These options are first, little league football. Volunteer for a Pop Warner or Pee Wee football team in your area to get started coaching!
Your next option is high school football. If you look around long enough you can probably get a coaching job for a high school team as an assistant. Here you will most likely start off coaching a position such as defensive backs, or running backs. Hey, it's a start!
The third option for the aspiring coach with no real experience is the Dallas Cowboys! No experience is needed as the franchise is a charity organization dedicated to sacrificing the careers of potential Hall of Famers, the lives of the fan base as the decades go by, and any chance of playoff success to give no experience coaches a chance they don't deserve. Get hired today! just email your resume to the Dallas Cowboys, or don't! It's not like they care about what's on it. Hell, they probably never read them anyway.
I’d think Columbo would be in line as the replacement for Pollack.
I’d think Columbo would be in line as the replacement for Pollack.