Cowboy coaching thread

[Haleyrules]

You wonder why any good asst would want to come to Dallas knowing they'll be a scapegoat. I guess there are only so many NFL jobs.

The same thing could be said about a top notch HC. What real HC would want to work in Jerry's circus?

 

[Haleyrules]

I actually think he did a decent job in Cleveland, even though they didn't win much. Of course it's impossible to win there.

Sure. The Cleveland job is a no winner..Heck Belichick struggled there as well.

 

[waldoputty]

Pat Shurmur to be HC of NYG. So there are two more losses against a rookie HC in the fall.

does that mean giants defense coordinator is available?

 

[Haleyrules]

does that mean giants defense coordinator is available?

Must be assumed.

 

[SixisBetter]

The same thing could be said about a top notch HC. What real HC would want to work in Jerry's circus?

None. I imagine the really top notch guys (insert your favorite coach's name here) give their agents strict "no calls from any Texas area code" orders.

 

[waldoputty]

Must be assumed.

wow that would be big improvement over marinelli

 

[Haleyrules]

None. I imagine the really top notch guys (insert your favorite coach's name here) give their agents strict "no calls from any Texas area code" orders.

This I believe. Sad, when you consider the resources that the Cowboys have if only ole Jerry would step aside.

 

[Haleyrules]

wow that would be big improvement over marinelli

Spagnuolo. Maybe, he will stay with the Giants as DC??

 

[dbair1967]

I actually think he did a decent job in Cleveland, even though they didn't win much. Of course it's impossible to win there.

Didn't Mike Holmgren put Shurmur in place there?

 

[dbair1967]

Pete Carroll must be going 100% senile

First Brian Schottenheimer as OC, then he apparently made Ken Norton his DC (Norton, who was awful in Oakland and had to be fired during the season by the HC who hired him)

If Marinelli does retire I'd probably have Kris Richard on my short list if I were Garrett.

 

[MrB]

Sounds like somebody Jerry would love in Big D. Winning is great, as long as its my way and on my terms. Winning isnt worth it if sacrifices need to be made to do it.

Go get him Jerry!!

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Sure Belichick is a winner, but we want to have fun. Sounds exactly like a Jerry guy. Fucking losers.

 

[MrB]

So we did a straight trade of OL coaches with the Bengals...

They’ve basically been the same franchises over the last 20 years so seems only right.

 

[MrB]

should expect eberflus to be gone


i'll call him dallas's shiny turd that never was

He likely will be the guy that replaces Red in a year or two.

 

[icup]

He likely will be the guy that replaces Red in a year or two.

“replaces red” with _______________________

Fill in the blank with whatever you want and id sign off

You Could even fill in the blank w “toaster” and id be like “well its a little dated in its methods, buts its shiny and bright and thats more than i can say for garrett”

 

[Doomsday]

You Could even fill in the blank w “toaster” and id be like “well its a little dated in its methods, buts its shiny and bright and thats more than i can say for garrett”

And mine IS! And actually unlike Garrett, it actually does it's fucking JOB!

 

[yimyammer]

You Could even fill in the blank w “toaster” and id be like “well its a little dated in its methods, buts its shiny and bright and thats more than i can say for garrett”

I like it, Coach Toaster!

 

[MrB]

And mine IS! And actually unlike Garrett, it actually does it's fucking JOB!

And I bet it never claps.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

It won't have a huge grin after crushing losses, either

 

[icup]

i bet the toaster would do a good job of limiting injuries also by keeping the boys loaded with carbs and precious glycogen. miles austin could actually learn a thing or do from coach toaster.



i also think toaster has an advantage over garrett in cold weather conditions. for obvious reasons

 

[theoneandonly]

Sad a toaster could give Red a run for his money. I honestly believe that Wayne Fontes, maybe the worst HC in my lifetime, would win most times over him when it really counted.