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[Jon88]

I hate my life and want to jump off a bridge. Do you think I should do it?

 

[Rock Slamdance]

I hate my life and want to jump off a bridge. Do you think I should do it?

Yes.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Dbair...

Last night I plowed your sister. We did some pretty dirty stuff. After, I couldn't even look her in the eye. She ceased to be human to me. Anyway, now i feel kind of bad. Not because I nailed your sister, but because I left my baseball cap at her place.

what I'm asking is: can you get my hat for me? And tell her I died and she should never call me. Ever. Unless she wants to do the thing we did last night again with a friend.

 

[Midswat]

I hate my life and want to jump off a bridge. Do you think I should do it?

You mind waiting until we get a few more active posters first?

 

[Jon88]

You mind waiting until we get a few more active posters first?

Yeah I guess I can wait. How many are you talking about?

 

[Jon88]

Dbair...

Last night I plowed your sister. We did some pretty dirty stuff. After, I couldn't even look her in the eye. She ceased to be human to me. Anyway, now i feel kind of bad. Not because I nailed your sister, but because I left my baseball cap at her place.

what I'm asking is: can you get my hat for me? And tell her I died and she should never call me. Ever. Unless she wants to do the thing we did last night again with a friend.

lol

 

[dbair1967]

I hate my life and want to jump off a bridge. Do you think I should do it?

The objective when jumping off a bridge due to massive depression should be to land onto a very rocky service, that way you make sure to splatter your head into numerous pieces in addition to breaking virtually every bone in your body. You want to insure that you achieve the proper result when doing this, otherwise you are a failure and will be ridiculed for being a poor planner.

Make sure the bridge is very high.

 

[dbair1967]

Dbair...

Last night I plowed your sister. We did some pretty dirty stuff. After, I couldn't even look her in the eye. She ceased to be human to me. Anyway, now i feel kind of bad. Not because I nailed your sister, but because I left my baseball cap at her place.

what I'm asking is: can you get my hat for me? And tell her I died and she should never call me. Ever. Unless she wants to do the thing we did last night again with a friend.

I went by her house last night, apparently after you were finished with getting your sex on. Unfortunately she was out of buttwipe, and after her boyfriend took a massive 1 hour dump he had to use the only thing he could find to clean his rear.

I would recommend letting the hat go at this point.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

I went by her house last night, apparently after you were finished with getting your sex on. Unfortunately she was out of buttwipe, and after her boyfriend took a massive 1 hour dump he had to use the only thing he could find to clean his rear.

I would recommend letting the hat go at this point.

I'm more concerned with what her boyfriend is eating that he is taking one hour shits.

 

[Jon88]

The objective when jumping off a bridge due to massive depression should be to land onto a very rocky service, that way you make sure to splatter your head into numerous pieces in addition to breaking virtually every bone in your body. You want to insure that you achive the proper result when doing this, otherwise you are a failure and will be ridiculed for being a poor planner.

Make sure the bridge is very high.

OK, thanks

 

[Midswat]

Speaking of jumping off bridges... any of you see the video clip of the kid in Spain (or somewhere) where he jumped off the bridge and was trying to land in the water, but instead hit one of the concrete foundations of the bridge, and his face was literally split in half? They showed him in surgery, and one of the doctors was trying to hold his face together, and his tongue was just gargling all over the place?

I bet that shit hurt.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Speaking of jumping off bridges... any of you see the video clip of the kid in Spain (or somewhere) where he jumped off the bridge and was trying to land in the water, but instead hit one of the concrete foundations of the bridge, and his face was literally split in half? They showed him in surgery, and one of the doctors was trying to hold his face together, and his tongue was just gargling all over the place?

I bet that shit hurt.

Sounds awful.




link?

 

[Midswat]

Click HERE for the link.

Warning. Graphic. You'll have to watch it at least 5 times. Well, I did anyway.

 

[Sheik]

Click HERE for the link.

Warning. Graphic. You'll have to watch it at least 5 times. Well, I did anyway.

You have to be a member to see, Dick.

 

[Midswat]

http://guysheadsplits.blogspot.com/2011/05/graphicguys-head-split-in-half-on-ledge.html

If that doesn't work, google Bridge Jumper Face Split

 

[Sheik]

I tried finding it on youtube. Instead I found reaction videos.

No thanks.

 

[dbair1967]

Lets go people. This is a thread for those who seek answers to life long problems.

 

[Cythim]

I like soccer.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

I like soccer.

lol

No help is available.

 

[dbair1967]

Dbair...

Last night I plowed your sister. We did some pretty dirty stuff. After, I couldn't even look her in the eye. She ceased to be human to me. Anyway, now i feel kind of bad. Not because I nailed your sister, but because I left my baseball cap at her place.

what I'm asking is: can you get my hat for me? And tell her I died and she should never call me. Ever. Unless she wants to do the thing we did last night again with a friend.

Hey Rock, I talked to my sis and she said you gave her herpes. Is this true?