2nd round pick, 40th overall - Bruce Carter OLB North Carolina....

[Bob Sacamano]

Yeah, but who here is surrounded by polar bears? Anyone? Hello?

You're fucking stupid.

This is an automated response to Cythim.

 

[SixisBetter]

Yeah, but who here is surrounded by polar bears? Anyone? Hello?

Obviously these are groundless fears

Google search results:No results found for "ass raped by a polar bear in florida".

 

[cmd34]

Obviously these are groundless fears

Google search results:No results found for "ass raped by a polar bear in florida".

it's on his amazon.com wish list.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

There aren't a bunch of polar bears at Sea World? That's right, you know best.

 

[SixisBetter]

There aren't a bunch of polar bears at Sea World? That's right, you know best.

Well,apparently not elusive "Rumpus Bumpus" sub species.

 

[Sheik]

it's on his amazon.com wish list.

lol

 

[Cythim]

There aren't a bunch of polar bears at Sea World? That's right, you know best.

Yeah there are polar bears at sea world. That does not equate to anyone being surrounded by butt fucking polar bears. You asked "Why step outside your house when you run the risk of getting butt raped by a polar bear each time?" and the answer is the probability of me getting butt raped by a polar bear is so close to zero that it is a non-factor in me deciding to step outside of my house. It is probably the same for you even though you live in close proximity to sea world. moron.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I live in Nantucket, so the jokes on you.

 

[SixisBetter]

I live in Nantucket, so the jokes on you.

Well,crap.I'm not doing another search,I already got an nasty email from PETA over the 1st one.

 

[Cythim]

Where in the fuck do you live? Besides, everyone knows to carry a Coke when you're in polar bear country.

Orlando, Florida. Next to Sea World.

I live in Nantucket, so the jokes on you.

Sure thing, Bob.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Well,crap.I'm not doing another search,I already got an nasty email from PETA over the 1st one.

I didn't say anything about polar bears in Nantucket, but the whales. The whales are who you gotta watch out for while swimming.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sure thing, Bob.

Good, you're paying attention. Can't pull one on you.

 

[SixisBetter]

I didn't say anything about polar bears in Nantucket, but the whales. The whales are who you gotta watch out for while swimming.

This would be a great time for a Moby Dickless joke.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This would be a great time for a Moby Dickless joke.

lol

 

[sbk92]

UNC linebacker Bruce Carter could make surprise rise into Round 1

Russ Lande
Sporting News


North Carolina defensive end/outside linebacker Robert Quinn and defensive tackle Marvin Austin have been talked about recently as the best pure pass rusher and most underrated interior defensive lineman, respectively, in the draft.

Meanwhile, UNC outside linebacker Bruce Carter has flown largely under the radar since tearing his left ACL late in the 2010 season. Before the injury, Carter was regarded as an elite prospect. Over the past month, however, we have heard that he has passed many team physicals and is expected to be 100 percent for the 2011 season.

As a result, we are hearing he could be the surprise pick in today's first round. Since the injury, he has been regarded by most draft experts as a second-round pick who could even slide into the third. The favorable health report gives him a shot at slipping into Round 1.

 

[sbk92]

The general theme with Carter from the various draft sources is he's an elite athlete, tremendous range sideline to sideline, but he's a finesse player with questionable instincts. A probable solid starting NFL player but not an impact player.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

He seems to have good instincts vs the pass.