2025 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Thread

[dbair1967]

DWare says if he ends up a part of a Cowboys coaching staff, Mr Parsons won't be doing his sideshows.

Cowboys icon DeMarcus Ware says Micah Parsons won't do podcast during season if he joins coaching staff

Demarcus Ware told Fox News Digital he's open to joining the Cowboys coaching staff and suggests he would make Micah Parsons stop doing an in-season podcast.

www.foxnews.com

 

[dbair1967]

No fuckwad, but he is absolutely right there with them, at best. (and if we are being completely honest, he was NOWHERE near as good as any of those guys you named this year)

None of these guys should be paid like ELITE players.

 

[dbair1967]

He's being funny, but it's probably 100% true.

 

[dbair1967]

Nah, Jerry knows better.

 

[dbair1967]

Really not that hard to understand JLew

1) They have an owner that just "owns"
2) They hired football people to run the football side
3) They invested in a great young QB talent (that said, they got incredibly lucky the Bears are complete fuckups)
4) They used free agency the way it's meant to be used

 

[dbair1967]

See what happens when Jerry Jones doesnt own the team?

 

[dbair1967]

I'm sure there is. Unfortunately it's the dumbest part of the "camp"

#4, the drunken owner and the dipshit spawn of owner

 

[dbair1967]

This is what we have.

 

[dbair1967]

I think this is our first official coaching defection, Bones Fassel gone.

 

[yimyammer]

I think this is our first official coaching defection, Bones Fassel gone.

 

[daboyz]

Meanwhile...."No" new GM!

 

[dbair1967]

Ultimate Jerry troll job incoming.

After hiring Brian Schottenheimer (or whichever other loser they interviewed) Jerry will announce ticket price increases.

 

[bbgun]

 

[dbair1967]

 

[dbair1967]

I would bet the under on this for 2025 offseason.

 

[dbair1967]

 

[yimyammer]

DYNASTY!

 

[dbair1967]

He gone

 

[daboyz]

Would Mahomes have this record in Dallas?! Or does he have this record because of Reid?

 

[yimyammer]

Would Mahomes have this record in Dallas?

not a chance