2024 Week Three: Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys

[yimyammer]

but if we sent them some Israeli pagers ...

need something more powerful, maiming wont do the job

 

[Scot]

WOW

I just watched senile Jeruh’s press conference in the hallway of the Star after the game

By the looks of him my fandom will far outlast his life expectancy!!!!!!

This fucker looks like he’s about to drop dead with a hooker on his jock any day now.

 

[Scot]

Being in the funeral industry (previously) for a couple decades Jeruh looks like a dead man walking

But……..
With Jeruh being a multiple BILLIONAIRE he is guaranteed to go the Ted Williams route and freeze his noggin in hopes that medical knowledge will eventually find a way to bring his ass back!

 

[Scot]

Did I mention that Jeruh needs to die?

If not, I mention it now.

Just to be clear…

Jeruh is the reason we have not sen success since 1995

“All ten fingers, toes, and both eyes crossed” that he dies tomorrow

 

[daboyz]

 

[cml750]

I am so glad I no longer follow this fucking team (or any NFL team).

 

[dbair1967]

Are you kidding? He's all about moral victories. He's gonna commend the team for fighting, scratching and clawing.

sad but probably true

 

[dbair1967]

I'm not sad at all, I have accepted the fact that this will be the Dallas Cowboy's for the next 30 years. Dak got his money and its obvious he has accepted the fact they wont be winners either under that shit eating grin leadership he's always wearing on the sidelines.

fify

Spawn will be every bit as fucking awful as daddy

 

[dbair1967]

This team...
Can't run.
Can't stop the run.
The 240 million dollar man can't play from behind.
Has an owner/gm who wants to be right more than he wants to win, and doesn't have to answer to anybody.
Talks a lot of crap about accountability but NEVER backs it up.
.........but at least our kicker's awesome.

The 240 million man is a complete disaster of a decision.

You say he cant play from behind, hell he cant play from tied or ahead either. He has played like complete shit in all 3 games this yr

 

[English Cowboy]

Derrick Henry yesterday;

25 att
151 yds
2 Td
29 yard longest run

The Cowboys' RBs combined through 3 games;

49 att
170 yds
1 TD
10 yard longest run

Can't run. Can't stop the run. But hey, nothing to see here according to Jerry.

 

[dbair1967]

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Some of us saw this coming

 

[dbair1967]

Derrick Henry yesterday;

25 att
151 yds
2 Td
29 yard longest run

The Cowboys' RBs combined through 3 games;

49 att
170 yds
1 TD
10 yard longest run

Can't run. Can't stop the run. But hey, nothing to see here according to Jerry.

Henry had more yards rushing against us yesterday than he had in the first two games combined

 

[dbair1967]

drunken dipshit GM out there spewing garbage that nobody else will buy into...he's laughably ignorant

spin spin spin...him and his fellow dipshit Spawn are the kings of gaslighting now...even Libtards would be envious

 

[dbair1967]

Brilliant shit from drunken GM

End of game, we're down by 3 with 2:52 left and all 3 timeouts. Our great defense:

1st down: Rush for 4yds by QB
2nd down: Rush for no gain by Henry
3rd down: Easy completion to WR for 9 yds, our CB playing 10 yds off on 3rd and 6

Now 2:28 left

1st down- Rush for 1 yd
2nd down- QB easily gains 10 yds on another running play for 1st down

Game over after two kneel downs

 

[dbair1967]

Ravens had 3 ball carriers outgain our highest rusher from yesterday (Dowdle who amassed 32 yds on 8 carries_

Henry: 151 yds
Jackson: 87 yards
Some flub named Justice Hill: 33 yds

Ravens averaged over 6 yds per carry for the game

 

[dbair1967]

Dipshit Jerry REALLY said having the highest paid QB in the league was a huge positive for us going forward.

NOT KIDDING

 

[dbair1967]

McCarthy is starting to really gain traction on Red Headed dumbass with stuff like this.

 

[dbair1967]

 

[dbair1967]

Rob Ryan, Mike Nolan and now Mike Zimmer.

The unholy trinity of suckassness

 

[dbair1967]