2024 Week Eleven: Houston Texans at Dallas Cowboys

[Scot]

Unfortunately, the Giants and other teams are working to stop us from getting that top 5 pick. I think the Giants are intentionally starting Tommy DeVito over Lock.

I saw an early mock based on current standings. They had us taking a WR.

Danny DeVito can easily beat this team!

 

[Aggiepride]

I can't even give the defense credit for that interception. That was just a bad throw on Stroud.

True, but the D did make plays. The sack from Osi, for example.

 

[Aggiepride]

That INT looked weird. I think Lamb might have run the wrong route.

 

[Scot]

Are y’all ready for our Monday Night
Bloodbath??

Bend over grab yer ankles and smile!

Tonight is gonna be UGLY! Tonight we start our campaign for a top five pick!!!

INT

and so it continues……


This game is already a comedy of errors and it’s only a few minutes old.

This is absolutely fucking laughable

Hopefully Jerry has a heart attack when they hang 50 on us tonight

 

[Aggiepride]

INT

and so it continues……

This is absolutely fucking laughable

Hopefully Jerry has a heart attack when they hang 50 on us tonight

At least we still have pretty cheerleaders! And some have blonde hair. I hate this trend now where girls dye their hair brown. It looks like the color of turd.

 

[Scot]

It’s never to early for this gem

 

[Aggiepride]

Where would this run D be without The Maz! I think I have to go all the way back to Danny Noonan to think of another DT bust. Who am I missing? Trystan was a second-rounder at least.

 

[Scot]

Now Fergusson is out and in concussion protocol???

We came into this game with 18 players on the injury report.

All you can do is laugh and hope NYG shitstomp us with Danny DeVito on national tv on Thanksgiving in front of the entire country!

Wipe this entire shitstain of a team clean and start all over.

Trade everyone and everything, burn this bitch to the ground. Burn the stadium to the ground with Jerry in it!!!

 

[Maveric]

I was positive that penalty would be on Dallas.

 

[Maveric]

 

[Aggiepride]

I was positive that penalty would be on Dallas.

PTSD!

 

[Scot]

Now Fergusson is out and in concussion protocol???

We came into this game with 18 players on the injury report.

All you can do is laugh and hope NYG shitstomp us with Danny DeVito on national tv on Thanksgiving in front of the entire country!

Wipe this entire shitstain of a team clean and start all over.

Trade everyone and everything, burn this bitch to the ground. Burn the stadium to the ground with Jerry in it!!!

I should revise my statement

Trade everyone but Overshown and Aubrey.

The rest of the team can fuck off to other teams

 

[Scot]

Now it looks like Bell might have broke his arm (or worse)

This is just nuts


I have NEVER seen this many injuries in a single season

 

[Aggiepride]

Now Fergusson is out and in concussion protocol???

We came into this game with 18 players on the injury report.

All you can do is laugh and hope NYG shitstomp us with Danny DeVito on national tv on Thanksgiving in front of the entire country!

Wipe this entire shitstain of a team clean and start all over.

Trade everyone and everything, burn this bitch to the ground. Burn the stadium to the ground with Jerry in it!!!

I don't totally disagree, but nothing will change unless Jerry and Stephen step aside. I read today that the Jags will make a push for Belichick. I think we need a culture change from top to bottom. We need a new toilet paper brand--everything.

 

[Maveric]

 

[Aggiepride]

Now it looks like Bell might have broke his arm (or worse)

This is just nuts


I have NEVER seen this many injuries in a single season

I seem to recall when Troy played we had the entire OL hurt, then, if my memory is correct, backups also got hurt, and all the starting WRs got hurt too - James McKnight is a name I remember, Rocket, etc.

Garrett had a season with a ton of injuries too. Maybe not this many, I don't know.

 

[yimyammer]

It’s never to early for this gem

We always suck, it just takes longer some years for the fan delusion to face reality

 

[Scot]

I don't totally disagree, but nothing will change unless Jerry and Stephen step aside. I read today that the Jags will make a push for Belichick. I think we need a culture change from top to bottom. We need a new toilet paper brand--everything.

I absolutely hate BB 1000%. He is a proven cheating POS!!!

With that said, he is probably exactly what we need to turn this shit pile around!

At this point I’d welcome that piece of shit! He can’t make this team any worse than it is. All he can do is take a ton of Jerry’s money at this point.

 

[Aggiepride]

Honestly, we are not playing as bad as I envisioned we would. But I still have a feeling Houston will pull away at some point.

 

[Aggiepride]

I absolutely hate BB 1000%. He is a proven cheating POS!!!

With that said, he is probably exactly what we need to turn this shit pile around!

At this point I’d welcome that piece of shit! He can’t make this team any worse than it is. All he can do is take a ton of Jerry’s money at this point.

After 30 or so years of this, I will take cheating if it brings at least a SB appearance. How about a playoff win?

Oh wait, I think Romo had a playoff win against the Lions. Anyway, Bill is hard. Hard nosed. I'm willing to try it and see if it works.

Bill will wear out fans because he says shit in the interviews. He hates doing them. But I'm cool with that because I think Tom Landry would have done the same.

Have you ever seen a Belichick interview after a game? He tries to say as little as possible.