2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

[TheZoneSucks]

SMH. Playoffs on the line, and this is what we get. Sounds familiar.

So what dubious record does Garrett get for this?

Ask, and ye shall receive. See updated Garrett fail thread.

 

[theoneandonly]

Buahahahahahahahhaha

Tony Gonzalez is talking about needing to move Dez to the slot because he’s no longer an elite receiver

I love it

Lot of the fan boys at the zone were finally throwing in the towel on 88. Hard to defend this shameful performance at a mil a game.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

He's a hard-headed kid and might throw the flag on Garrett though.

Throw the flag...?

 

[Doomsday]

Throw the flag...?

Yeah, flag garrett to jerry, for being a loserass fuck. Jerry would listen to his #1 draft pick he traded the house for.

 

[Scot]

Jerry Jones in the locker room right now as I type this....

“Don’t worry Coach, there’s nothing you could do. This Zeke suspension has been a distraction all season long. There was nothing you could do. We’ll get em next season”

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Lot of the fan boys at the zone were finally throwing in the towel on 88. Hard to defend this shameful performance at a mil a game.

I'm not there yet. I mean I have one foot in and the other out. But you really have to think about something: I've always maintained that if you have to force the ball to Dez in order to get him involved... I'm sorry but that is a definite flaw in the system. This is not a defense of Dez, just a pure indictment against Garrett's system.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Gerald Sensabaugh on Twitter: "What happened to the days when using your running back @EzekielElliott on the goal line was popular? Nowadays teams feel they need to pass… https://t.co/9RqlNUam20"

Landry Locker on Twitter: "When you’re the OC for the #Cowboys and you have 1st and Goal from the 2-yard-line and Ezekiel Elliot doesn’t get the ball three (or four)… https://t.co/cCzaQ1sIT3"

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Yeah, flag garrett to jerry, for being a loserass fuck. Jerry would listen to his #1 draft pick he traded the house for.

No he wouldn't.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Landry Locker on Twitter: "When you’re the OC for the #Cowboys and you have 1st and Goal from the 2-yard-line and Ezekiel Elliot doesn’t get the ball three (or four)… https://t.co/cCzaQ1sIT3"

For Christsakes that's not the OC's fault. That's vintage Garrett. Shit I hate the most, Linehan is getting thrown under the bus. His rep is now being ruined.

 

[Dustdevil]

It’s going to happen. Garrett will get an extension and Baker Mayfield will be their 1st round pick.

Tnere are at least 3 positions we need to fill before QB next year. We need a #1 WR, a LB, surprisingly an OL,.

On a related note, did everybody see Taco at DT? Might be an option there...

 

[theoneandonly]

I'm not there yet. I mean I have one foot in and the other out. But you really have to think about something: I've always maintained that if you have to force the ball to Dez in order to get him involved... I'm sorry but that is a definite flaw in the system. This is not a defense of Dez, just a pure indictment against Garrett's system.

Simple yes or no question: Is he worth the salary cap he is taking up? I think the answer should be obvious.

 

[Doomsday]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the scale of coaching greatness:

The Patriots trade Jimmy Garoppolo to the 49ers.

Four weeks later the 49ers beat the Jaguars with Jimmy Garoppolo At QB, clinching a first-round bye for the Patriots.

Belechick's a fucking genius. A flock of frikkin Freuds. The most clever carbon-based lifeform on the planet!

 

[Doomsday]

I've always maintained that if you have to force the ball to Dez in order to get him involved... I'm sorry but that is a definite flaw in the system.

The fuck.... can't.... get.... open. And can't get separation.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Simple yes or no question: Is he worth the salary cap he is taking up? I think the answer should be obvious.

You got me there. Answer is no.

 

[theoneandonly]

So Cooper Rush at Philly? Who is with me?

 

[Doomsday]

So Cooper Rush at Philly? Who is with me?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[theoneandonly]

You got me there. Answer is no.

Honestly that is how I look at just about every player. For a while I said I am OK with him if he gets paid 5-7 mil, but after today I am convinced it is past time to move on.

 

[Dustdevil]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'd like to see a little Switzer on offense too.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Landry Locker on Twitter: "When you’re the OC for the #Cowboys and you have 1st and Goal from the 2-yard-line and Ezekiel Elliot doesn’t get the ball three (or four)… https://t.co/cCzaQ1sIT3"

Bucky Brooks on Twitter: "The #Cowboys have an identity crisis. Their offensive coaches refuse to call the game in a way that showcases their best players. No.21 shou… https://t.co/06H7yuKDz4"

 

[theoneandonly]

Bucky Brooks on Twitter: "The #Cowboys have an identity crisis. Their offensive coaches refuse to call the game in a way that showcases their best players. No.21 shou… https://t.co/06H7yuKDz4"

So identity crisis translated means inept coaching?