2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

[English Cowboy]

The Cowboys just became the first team in 2017 to let the Chargers score points on their opening drive.

Way to go, guys! I look forward to what new team records of shame can be set today!

It's still 0-0.

 

[Scot]

our biggest break of the day

 

[TheZoneSucks]

It's still 0-0.

Did they miss the FG? I went to take a leak, figured it was a chip shot, and hit enter on the post.

 

[Scot]

I’m hoping that once we are out of the playoffs a team that does make the playoffs looses their RB

then we can trade McFadden for a fourth rounder

 

[Scot]

Welp, there is one of Daks four sacks today

 

[English Cowboy]

Can I change my pick?

THIS
COWBOYS
TEAM
IS
PUTRID.

 

[Scot]

Even with Rivers ramming the ball right up our rookie secondary’s asses our D has still held them out twice!

 

[Scot]

And Dick Prescott takes his second of four sacks already and it’s barely the second quarter

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

3rd and 11, so let's call a play for 5 yards because it's not frisbee --- you can run with the ball.

 

[English Cowboy]

Did I hear Nantz correctly? 23 possessions without a TD for the O.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

FUCKING DUMB JERRY. Building the stadium facing east to west.

 

[Scot]

And Jerry’s jewel of a stadium costing his own team another huge play (INT) because of the sun

Thx Fuckface!

 

[English Cowboy]

FUCKING DUMB JERRY. Building the stadium facing east to west.

Yep. Never affected the result of a game according to Jerry.

 

[Scot]

That was a bullshit PI

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Cover you eyes, Gosselin on whether Garrett gets fired:

On if Jason Garrett could be on the hot seat:
"I think they would do some staff staff pruning before they got to the head coach. I was surprised after the 2015 season when they cratered that they didn't make any assistant coaching changes. If something happens this year, I think Garrett safer. They'll say he's one year removed from coach of the year, some coach of the year acclaim. I think if this team craters, if this team doesn't make the playoffs, even with the issues I think they'd have to make some staff changes. But I think Garrett would be safe heading into 2018."

Dallas Cowboys: Rick Gosselin: Here's why Jason Garrett's job will be safe after this season | SportsDay

Of course. The Titanic is sinking, so let's throw the first mates overboard. I had said that Marinelli would be the first gone.The problem with this... is next year, same problem who do you blame? Linehan or Garrett. I hope they fire Linehan. Not that I think Linehan is a bad OC --- he's not, but then Garrett will have to call plays. . No one to prop him up anymore.

 

[Scot]

Two minutes left in the half

Time to give up our obligatory points before the half!!

 

[TheZoneSucks]

I mean, it could be as bad as 28-0 by now. There's the old adage about letting bad teams hang around, however it's the Cowboys we're talking about so you can probably get away with letting them hang around.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Getting outgained by a factor of 4 to 1.

 

[Scot]

Prescott is 4/5 for 18 yards with under two minutes left in the first half

WTF?????

 

[TheZoneSucks]

! Figures.