2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

[Scot]

Two minutes left in the half

Time to give up our obligatory points before the half!!

3-0 Chargers

 

[Scot]

Tyron Smith is our injured and Joe Looney is in for him

Game over!

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Wow, dude clearly suplexed Witten well after the play was over.

 

[Scot]

It’s 3 and 9 with 19 seconds left

coach Garrett: I got the perfect play

Let’s throw for 4 yards!

 

[Dodger12]

Prescott is 4/5 for 18 yards with under two minutes left in the first half

WTF?????

And the red flags continue. At this rate, he should get benched. He’s putrid and probably lost his confidence.

 

[Scot]

If we lose this game I will be actively rooting for draft status

 

[Scot]

46 total yards passing at the half!

Don’t worry guys, Garrett will make the adjustments at the half

We got this!

We have the coach of the year, nothing to worry about

 

[seandude]

Dak has lost his mojo and is afraid to throw the ball more than 10 yards. He never even goes through his reads by looking left to right. He throws 4 yard passes to Witten and as fans we have to cheer. In the first half Dak has a whopping 35 passing yards. Sad.

 

[Doomsday]

Interestingly, we seem to be able to BLOCK the sun for our halftime show, all-important that it is.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

ROFL. 9-0. Maybe we can trade Heath to the Chargers right now for a draft pick since they need a kicker so bad.

Chargers also didn't do their scouting this week. Just go for 2 pt conversions every time, because it's not like we can stop them.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Dak has lost his mojo and is afraid to throw the ball more than 10 yards. He never even goes through his reads by looking left to right. He throws 4 yard passes to Witten and as fans we have to cheer. In the first half Dak has a whopping 35 passing yards. Sad.

After that seasons, we all knew that Garrett would tamper with Dak, but did not know this quick and to this extreme.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

, no offensive points scored in 67 minutes of football, and no TD in 147 minutes. Might we be on the verge of some new records of shame for the Garrett resume'?

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Ha ha, Dak with a QB keeper that breaks long for the TD ending the scoring jinx.

That settles it then, our running backs suck besides Zeke.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Or not, fml! called back.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

They call that a hold? How many holds been called on the Chargers?

 

[TheZoneSucks]

In the last 7.5 games and counting, Dallas has been called for holding 22 times, and the opponents just 1 (still zero on opponent offensive lines).

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Cowboys team fight song:

[video=youtube;MK6TXMsvgQg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg[/video]

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

3rd and 11... so let's leave the middle of the field open.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

They've quit. Not even out of the 3rd quarter yet.

 

[Doomsday]

After that seasons, we all knew that Garrett would tamper with Dak, but did not know this quick and to this extreme.

I did.