i know its a lot and if it was me, i probably wouldn't even read it all but:
the cowboys are a circus and had probably the worst off-season in the nfl next to the redskins and bears. and they did it by having drama off the field. which says a lot because i thought their roster moves were fine.
camp starts, david irving was still in los angeles waiting on a meeting with a new supplement sponsor or and didn't confirm whether they would meet in california or texas. that's the gist of what i've read. if that's true this guy was really just loafing around not making phone calls to confirm this? your livelihood is about to start (which gave you that opportunity for a supplement sponsorship) and you don't think to dot your i's and cross your t's? and btw, irving is suspended for the 1st 4 games for....yeah...failed drug test for banned performance-enhancing substances. we have a real winner on the dl and this is the guy we're hoping to capitalize on the "flashes" we've seen vs. tampa? good plan. maybe that's all talk outside the organization, but fuck this guy already.
and the always very vocal team leader, dez, late to camp. sinuses or whatever bullshit is what they tell the fans. but he threw giant block party the day before. and the dumbass hyped it up on social media too. stores had signs saying dez bought out all the meat for the party. and he's late to camp. nice way to set the tone. man of the people. dez you look like a fucking idiot. but hey don't question his dedication to the team!!! he plays hurt!! he don't care!! dez, you sound like a fucking idiot when he talks his game and does dumb shit like this. we spent all that money and this is what we have to show for it. my guess is he's acting out because he had to get rid of the monkey. i don't question his passion during a game or practice but he just embodies the fucking peckerheads on a team that you just want to roll your eyes at sometimes.
wilson may or may not matter on any other team, but he does to ours since our linebacker unit sucks and is held together with band-aids, rubber bands, AFOs, UFOs, etc. ya, let me go ahead and flash a gun in a parking lot to settle an argument i'm having.
then you have the beloved zeke. i swear they gotta call dikembe mutumbo to use one of his giant hands and slap zeke upside his giant head. how can somebody make that many poor decisions when you know (and have acknowledged publicly) that you're a focal point ("target") in the center of the football universe? who's advising him? is he completely out of touch with reality??? entitlement issues? i do remember that he's never been on a losing team or something to that effect his entire life.
all of that b/s tells me that they do not see garrett as an authoritative figure. jerry will bail them out because he's "the guy" which is of coarse very, very bad.
that's my take...not an original take at all since we've all been saying basically the same thing over and over again for the last 20 years.
it feels good to type it all out and not just hold it in.
