** 2017 Training Camp thread **

[TheZoneSucks]

Hellen Moore took most of the offensive snaps tonight.

 

[Scot]

Where are you guys watching this?

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Where are you guys watching this?

It was on CBS 11 which is the local Dallas affiliate. It's over now.

 

[dbair1967]

FUCK YOU ROGER GOODELLFUCK YOU ROGER GOODELLFUCK YOU ROGER GOODELLFUCK YOU ROGER GOODELL
FUCK YOU ROGER GOODELLFUCK YOU ROGER GOODELLFUCK YOU ROGER GOODELLFUCK YOU ROGER GOODELL

 

[dbair1967]

Jerry calls up Dez, and donates a cool million.

That was pretty cool.

 

[Scot]

I gotta say I'm impressed by JJ for once

 

[dbair1967]

Just read the Cowboys telethon raised over 2 million tonight.

 

[MrB]

What? They dont trust the totally reliable Chaz Green? The name Chaz should have been their first clue. The name doesnt scream high pain tolerance.

It screams transgender.

 

[Doomsday]

They'll be doing a telethon for Dez 15 minutes after nobody in the league wants him.

They had him in interview for like 30 minutes. Gawd, the idiot is SO stupid and illiterate, and Sooooo fucking inarticulate, he made Michael Irvin seem like Strahan. And that's really hard to do. Whatta fucking moron Dez is.

 

[dbair1967]

They had him in interview for like 30 minutes. Gawd, the idiot is SO stupid and illiterate, and Sooooo fucking inarticulate, he made Michael Irvin seem like Strahan. And that's really hard to do. Whatta fucking moron Dez is.

Bryant also rented two UHaul's and filled them up with supplies to take to Houston apparently.

 

[MrB]

They had him in interview for like 30 minutes. Gawd, the idiot is SO stupid and illiterate, and Sooooo fucking inarticulate, he made Michael Irvin seem like Strahan. And that's really hard to do. Whatta fucking moron Dez is.

Yea I don't know what Dez's plans are for life after football but it's definitely not tv. Nate Newton got a job in radio though so there's a chance Dez could do that.

 

[spiderfan_MJ]

Yea I don't know what Dez's plans are for life after football but it's definitely not tv. Nate Newton got a job in radio though so there's a chance Dez could do that.

Dez would be great for sports talk radio.

 

[Doomsday]

Dez would be great for sports talk radio.

For what audience. Who the fuck can stand listening to this idiot for more than a few minutes?

 

[bbgun]

For what audience. Who the fuck can stand listening to this idiot for more than a few minutes?

I thought Dez was dumb .. until I saw Von Miller on $100,000 Pyramid. He sunk both contestants in the final round because he couldn't understand simple clues.

 

[Doomsday]

I thought Dez was dumb

He is. Too dumb to get even a invite from Pyramid.

 

[spiderfan_MJ]

For what audience. Who the fuck can stand listening to this idiot for more than a few minutes?

I can.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Of the various Cowboys over the last decade, Jesse Holly is the best at the radio gig in my opinion. 15 minutes of fame parlayed into a radio job, and he doesn't totally suck at it.

 

[theoneandonly]

 

[MrB]

For what audience. Who the fuck can stand listening to this idiot for more than a few minutes?

The same people that like listening to Nate Newton.

 

[Doomsday]

The same people that like listening to Nate Newton.

Nate is far more articulate and at least twice the intellect of Dez. Agreed that's not saying a whole hell of a lot for him.