** 2017 Training Camp thread **

[Doomsday]

Hopefully a preview of what we do to them in less than two weeks.

Pat Summerall, John Madden, Emmitt, Troy, dominant D and a blowout ass kicking of G-Men

[video=youtube;e-37xZWw2zE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-37xZWw2zE[/video]

Everyone please study Aikman's mechanics and delivery in this video. It's easy to forget how really good he was.... SO fluid and deadly accurate, the ball appears to be on a wire to the receivers, who don't have to do much "adjusting" to make the catch. Dak is showing this same stuff this preseason, so is that new rookie. Ms. Moore? Not so much.

 

[Doomsday]

He did however provide some entertaining sound bites

If you like your head coach to be a dumb, chuckling cluck.

 

[Doomsday]

Pat Summerall, John Madden, Emmitt, Troy, dominant D and a blowout ass kicking of G-Men

Vintage, jaw dropping Emmitt play at 10:25 of the vid.

 

[yimyammer]

Hopefully a preview of what we do to them in less than two weeks.

Pat Summerall, John Madden, Emmitt, Troy, dominant D and a blowout ass kicking of G-Men

[video=youtube;e-37xZWw2zE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-37xZWw2zE[/video]

Lmao @ that D-line, I don't recall ever seeing a QB running for his life so much

 

[dbair1967]

Everyone please study Aikman's mechanics and delivery in this video. It's easy to forget how really good he was.... SO fluid and deadly accurate, the ball appears to be on a wire to the receivers, who don't have to do much "adjusting" to make the catch. Dak is showing this same stuff this preseason, so is that new rookie. Ms. Moore? Not so much.

I never forgot how good he was. Dude was sensational.

If he played in his prime in the league today, he'd obliterate all sorts of passing records.

 

[dbair1967]

Lmao @ that D-line, I don't recall ever seeing a QB running for his life so much

1992 Jim Jeffcoat actually led the team in stats, and he only played on passing downs.

Haley actually finished 3rd on the team with just 6 sacks, but he had some ridiculous amount of QB pressures/hits that year.

1992 was also the year we finished #1 in defense but not one single defensive player made the probowl.

The game we shutout Seattle 27-0 we held them to 62 yards of total offense. The last game of the season we held the Bears to under 100 yards of total offense as well (92)

 

[Doomsday]

I never forgot how good he was. Dude was sensational.

If he played in his prime in the league today, he'd obliterate all sorts of passing records.

And he made it look effortless, a lot like your Marinos and your Elways of the era. All three were also tough sumbitches, and would definitely shred defenses today.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

For the locals, the scrimmage replacing the Texans game is tonight at 6 pm (central time), on CBS 11.

 

[dbair1967]

People were freaking out that we didn't sign this guy.

Cameron DaSilva
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@camdasilva
Joe Haden, who allowed a passer rating of 158.2 in 2015 and an NFL-high 6 TDs in 2016, received offers worth more than $9M/year.

 

[yimyammer]

People were freaking out that we didn't sign this guy.

I'm still freaking out

 

[dbair1967]

I'm still freaking out

Not really sure why, unless you too have a case of "big name-itis"

He's stunk for two+ years and has had injury problems. 27 mils for 3 yrs was pretty stupid IMO.

 

[dbair1967]

Sounds like Donkos safety TJ Ward will be cut Saturday if they cant trade him.

He's 30 and doesn't make a ton of plays on the ball either (which is really what we need) but unless they really believe Kavon Frazier or Xavier Woods are ready to play, having a vet as insurance against a Jeff Heath disaster might be worth considering.

Also fwiw, Broaddus says they are likely looking around for another OL and LB.

 

[yimyammer]

Not really sure why, unless you too have a case of "big name-itis"

He's stunk for two+ years and has had injury problems. 27 mils for 3 yrs was pretty stupid IMO.

it was a (bad) joke

 

[theoneandonly]

Sounds like Donkos safety TJ Ward will be cut Saturday if they cant trade him.

He's 30 and doesn't make a ton of plays on the ball either (which is really what we need) but unless they really believe Kavon Frazier or Xavier Woods are ready to play, having a vet as insurance against a Jeff Heath disaster might be worth considering.

Also fwiw, Broaddus says they are likely looking around for another OL and LB.

What? They dont trust the totally reliable Chaz Green? The name Chaz should have been their first clue. The name doesnt scream high pain tolerance.

 

[theoneandonly]

People were freaking out that we didn't sign this guy.

No CB is worth a shit without a pass rush.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Guy who's name I can't pronounce (#16) makes a nice catch for a TD.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, Emmitt is working the phones like a pro for the hurricane relief effort.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Jerry calls up Dez, and donates a cool million.

 

[theoneandonly]

Jerry calls up Dez, and donates a cool million.

They'll be doing a telethon for Dez 15 minutes after nobody in the league wants him.

 

[bbgun]

Jerry calls up Dez, and donates a cool million.

Now he's copying Trump

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Lots of great performances tonight in the phone pit, but the MVP certainly has to be T-Fred's beard. It was fielding calls by itself.