2016 NFL Week #2: Dallas Cowboys (0-1) @ Washington Redskins (0-1)

[TheZoneSucks]

Holy shit! The defense actually got the stop. Now the offense needs to just be safe with the football.

 

[Scot]

FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We actually stopped them on 4th and 1!

No fucking way!

I agree, ride Morris till the end, then pound him in their endzone! (That was for you bbgun)

 

[yimyammer]

Durant looked like the purple drank on that play

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Why not do a bootleg with Dak, and get the first? That does not require innovation, Garrett. Just common sense.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Can't even get a 1st down.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

FUCK YOU GARRET

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Prescott has played a great game today. Almost 300 yards and 1 TD scored rushing the football. He hasn't made any boneheaded plays.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

SNATCHING DEFEAT OUT OF THE JAWS OF VICTORY: Garret-led Cowboys' ay.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Just had to get a 1st down. Can't even get that.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Alright! Here we are again folks! The defense must get THIS STOP to win the game.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

90 yards against this defense...? No problem.

 

[yimyammer]

FUCK YOU GARRET

you could hear his nuts shrinking up all the way back in Dallas

 

[TheZoneSucks]

Ty Crawford with a huge sack!

 

[TheZoneSucks]

And then the defense gives up a ridiculous 1st down. Gave up 38 yards.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Alright! Here we are again folks! The defense must get THIS STOP to win the game.

Shouldn't have to come down to that.

 

[TheZoneSucks]

And the Skins with the idiocracy in action.

 

[Scot]

Holeeeeeeeeeeee sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiit

We won on defense
No fucking way!

Go Cowboys!

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

The defense and that penalty saved your ass Garrett.

This team is in trouble.

Looking at the box score, doesn't look like Dak did much, but his plays says it all.

 

[Bushmaster78FS]

And ugly fucking win

 

[TheZoneSucks]

We will never go 0-16 no matter how bad we are as long as we get to play Washington.

I'm gonna give credit to the coaching. A high profile player got benched for being a dumbass, and even though the onside kick call was bad strategically, it at least showed some balls for once. This was, perhaps, Red's best day since 2014 as head coach.

The defense looked bad at times, but got the two key stops in the 4th.

The offense was good except for the fumbles.

The special teams... Bailey is money as always.