2012 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Theebs]

Allegedly. Sensy is still a big ball of meh, and I have no idea how Claiborne and Church are gonna play. And don't get me started on Scandrick.

Scandrick broke up a 3rd and 7 which would have won the game for Miami last year.

Then romo and Murray went down the field and won the game.

But I know, he sucks and Jerry gave him money.

 

[Theebs]

"Why should we even get on the plane? Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

The funny part is your view is that exactly, only with the perspective that we are terrible and will lose every week.

 

[Midswat]

‏@BryanBroaddus
Cowboys have arrived to the rain in New Jersey. Equipment guys said that they were preparing 4 game like it was going to be played in it.

 

[bbgun]

Scandrick broke up a 3rd and 7 which would have won the game for Miami last year.

Then romo and Murray went down the field and won the game.

But I know, he sucks and Jerry gave him money.

He does suck. For every good play, he makes two bad ones. SUCK.

 

[superpunk]

love when theebs is simultaneously in "Preparing for the worst from our upcoming game" and "Trolling 'Realists'" modes

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

take it easy guys! this is a family board

Cut bb some slack..the yanks are playing horrendous ball..might not even make the playoffs..he's having a rough time right now.

 

[bbgun]

The funny part is your view is that exactly, only with the perspective that we are terrible and will lose every week.

sigh

Where would you be without your strawmen? The majority of the print scribes predict a close game, yet you accuse them of saying Dallas has "no chance." Brilliant. Seriously, why did you ever leave the Zone?

 

[bbgun]

take it easy guys! this is a family board

Cut bb some slack..the yanks are playing horrendous ball..might not even make the playoffs..he's having a rough time right now.

True, I'm stressed out by this impending choke job, but I think Theebs is a Yankee fan as well.

 

[superpunk]

print scribes

fairly certain that's the only kind there is

 

[bbgun]

fairly certain that's the only kind there is

you shut your whore mouth!

I was making a distinction between journalists and telejournalists.

 

[Theebs]

True, I'm stressed out by this impending choke job, but I think Theebs is a Yankee fan as well.

I'm no Yankees fan, ended when Griffey crossed the plate in 95..... Have hated them since Clemens was signed.

And as far as why I left the zone, I don't know. I guess it was a mistake.

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

Theebs is a rangers fan...I believe

 

[GloryDaysRBack]

Can we get an update on Witten already. Wtf

 

[Theebs]

Team just landed pouring in nj.

I am sure we will hear soon.

 

[Sheik]

Does anyone have access to game stats from rainy games?

How does Romo do with a wet football?

I don't remember.

 

[UVAwahoos]

why our team sucks from deadspin:

http://deadspin.com/5940107/why-your-team-sucks-2012-dallas-cowboys


My email got published (because I am hilarious), but this one definitely wins gold:

Chris:

Typical Cowboys offensive play last year:

Situation- 3rd and 12 after two failed running plays where Felix Jones just sort of ran directly into the left tackle's ass and flopped to the ground. Team breaks the huddle.

Wide receivers (at least one of which is just some parking valet they grabbed and threw a helmet on right before the game because both of Austin's hamstrings spontaneously exploded AGAIN while getting out of bed this morning) wander around the field aimlessly until Romo runs over and literally tells them where they are supposed to stand (No joke, this is an actual thing that happened in an NFL game. For reals.)

Before he even gets back behind the center, the ball is snapped.

He chases the ball 15 yards back and has to dodge and break tackles from no less than three completely unblocked defenders, because our O-line consists of Tyron Smith and four of those inflatable clown punching bags.

Romo throws a perfect, laser-accurate pass while having his chest caved in between two linebackers.

Dez makes an astonishing circus catch and goes 40 yards before being shoved out of bounds. He then promptly vanishes in a puff of smoke like ninja, and is not seen again for the rest of the game.

Play is called back due to holding.

Typical Cowboys fan reaction to the above play: ROMO IS THE WORST WE NEED A REAL QB LET'S TRADE FOR TEBOW HE JUST WINS GAMES

 

[bbgun]

Does anyone have access to game stats from rainy games?

How does Romo do with a wet football?

I don't remember.

Hopefully better than Troy. Rain was his Kryptonite.

 

[UVAwahoos]

Hopefully better than Troy. Rain was his Kryptonite.

Definitely better than Troy bc

Romo > Aikman

One had 5 pro bowl olinemen and the other has just his shoulder pads and prayer as protection.

 

[bbgun]

Definitely better than Troy bc

Romo > Aikman

One had 5 pro bowl olinemen and the other has just his shoulder pads and prayer as protection.

 

[UVAwahoos]

lol