2012 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Freddie]

I'm at the 50 yard line in a Bob Lilly throwback. Look for me, amigos.

 

[bbgun]

Lilly was never that fat.

 

[Freddie]

Thank you to jobberone. This'll be the first time I watched the Cowboys play live since I got married.

Told the wife I had to go to an Apartment Managers convention.

 

[Sheik]

I thought that was the band section, props, Hos!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dear Hostile,

You guys should have brought couchscout along to mix drinks.

Sincerely,

Up yours

 

[Freddie]

I've had 12 hot dogs so far. Thank god jobberone is paying.

 

[bbgun]

I'll be on the lookout for a green balloon.

 

[Freddie]

I thought that was the band section, props, Hos!!

Putting you on ignore. Blame your sig.

 

[Jon88]

God damn it. Who let this fat ass in here?

 

[Sheik]

Putting you on ignore. Blame your sig.

Die soon, doctors orders.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Colin Powell couldn't be more whiter if he tried.

 

[Sheik]

Mr. Burke, I'd like to see you get down to a trim 350lbs.

 

[Freddie]

Dad

 

[Freddie]

Sorry. Still learning how to use this Iphone.

 

[Freddie]

Dad.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hostile, you going to oggle Faith Hill tonight?

 

[Jon88]

Dad

Are you talking about the one in prison?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Are you talking about the one in prison?

That we raped?

Repeatedly?

 

[Jon88]

Dad

Are you talking about the one in prison?

 

[Midswat]

I hope we kick off first.