2011 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Sheik]

You guys ready for bad things?

We're too close to our own goal line.

Nothing good will come of this.

 

[pdom]

An f'n 3rd stringer for any team but ours makes that TD. Goddamn linebackers make that play

 

[Sheik]

Michelle Tafoya...

Natural, shaved, or landing strip?

Bald.

 

[Midswat]

I think we should give it to Murray on first.

Lets get it to 2nd and 7.

Then hand it to him again.

Lets get it to 3rd and 4.

Then hand it to him again.

Get it to 4th and 1.

Then go hand it to him again.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We pass on 1st down.

 

[Cr122]

Newman had a pic six and he blew it. Dipshit.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Hot ass blonde bartender in that coors commercial

 

[Midswat]

Murray sucks when not playing Buffalo and Seattle.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

fucking great.

 

[Sheik]

Inept.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Fucking dumnass

 

[Midswat]

lol

Romo

 

[Cr122]

lol just great.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Free fucking is terrible! I can't believe I ever tried to defend him.

 

[Sheik]

Anyone surprised that unathletic white piece of shit Free was the guy on his ass?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We're about to be down 9-0.

 

[eagle-9r-sknh8r]

Gonna get rolled. I'm telling you!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Down near our own endzone, what do we do? Call a Garrett special! 30 yard slant!! lol fuck me.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Offense looking great.

 

[Sheik]

That's what Jerry does as the teams talent evaluator, he rewards mediocrity with long term commitment.