2011 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[Sheik]

Do we know what theebs' body type is?

Buff.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is it just me or does that last shoot look like a bunch of black dudes about to run a train on Faith Hill?

They all got the jail-house, "I'ma rape you in the butt", walk down.

 

[Cr122]

Here we go. Don't get scared now.

 

[Midswat]

I feel better about this big game than I have any in a long time.

Not even nervous.

Just a matter of how big we win by.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm fucking feeling queasy right now. As fuck.

 

[Sheik]

Bob, is Chris Collinsworth your Dad?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just know I'm going to go to bed pissed tonight.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bob, is Chris Collinsworth your Dad?

2nd cousin, twice removed on my mom's side.

 

[Midswat]

As an aside, any early speculation on Greg Jennings?

 

[Midswat]

Why does that baby have a smart phone?

I don't even have a smart phone.

 

[Sheik]

As an aside, any early speculation on Greg Jennings?

He was pouting like a little bitch the whole time the training staff was looking at his knee. Towel over head, fists in eye sockets.

He gave a thumbs up after being driven off the field on a cart.

I'm calling MCL tear.

At least a high anle sprain. It was weird how he got hurt. You'd think it was a calf injury, but he was holding his knee like it was the end of the world.

 

[Cr122]

Early speculation is knee injury could be out 2-4 weeks. Not a definitive time on the injury until an MRI is done.

 

[Midswat]

I bet he comes back just in time to play us in the NFC Title Game.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Early speculation is knee injury could be out 2-4 weeks. Not a definitive time on the injury until an MRI is done.

What does Wade Phillips say?

 

[Midswat]

Michelle Tafoya...

Natural, shaved, or landing strip?

 

[Cr122]

We won the coin toss and are receiving.

 

[Midswat]

We get the ball first.

Shit.

 

[Cr122]

Costa. Feh.

 

[Midswat]

Three and out to start.

 

[Midswat]

Good start by Romo.