2011 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

[superpunk]

That throw to Witten when he steamrolled the cheerleader was ridiculous. It was a wounded duck of a pass, but he had a fraction of a second to get it off.

The one to Murray in the flat was my favorite. Being taken down, somehow he hits Murray in stride for the first down. Ridiculous.

 

[Sheik]

I heart romo.

 

[lons]

Elam's had 1 penalty this year, has multiple break ups, created fumbles etc etc, yet he sucks?
Romo comes back from 2 INTS in the begining of the game to lead us to 2 drives that eat the clock and both score and he's not clutch?
Our Defense sucks, yet held short fields to 1 Field Goal and only allowed 19 points from the Dolphins who over the last 3 weeks have out scored their opponents by almost 3x their opponents scores?

There's only 3 things I want to know and that is...

If Witten being tackled out of bounds isn't a penalty then why the fuck was Walker's push a penalty?
When was the rule passed by the NFL and NFLPA that holding Ware unless you made his asshole bleed from raping him wasn't holding?
How the fuck do you commit a False Start at home? Much less 5 of them?????

 

[Sheik]

Dan Bailey too. He's made 97 FGs in a row.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

There's only 3 things I want to know and that is...

If Witten being tackled out of bounds isn't a penalty then why the fuck was Walker's push a penalty?
When was the rule passed by the NFL and NFLPA that holding Ware unless you made his asshole bleed from raping him wasn't holding?
How the fuck do you commit a False Start at home? Much less 5 of them?????

The same way in the first Redskins' game when Moss CAUGHT THE BALL and Ball tackled him immediately, it was a penalty because the WR was "unprotected", but it wasn't a penalty, when Laron Landry lit up Robinson, with Robinson being in mid-air. I could go on.

 

[dbair1967]

lons;111723]Elam's had 1 penalty this year, has multiple break ups, created fumbles etc etc, yet he sucks?

Pretty much. He's an average player at BEST, and most of the time he is just a waste of space. He has 4 tackles for loss (and I think 3 were in one game). He has no passes defensed, not sure where you thought he had "multiple pass breakups" and thats just pathetic for a starting DB in this league. How then hell do you play FS and have ZERO passes defensed in ELEVEN games? he has no picks and one forced fumble, which is different from "created fumbles". He's been useless in pass coverage.

Romo comes back from 2 INTS in the begining of the game to lead us to 2 drives that eat the clock and both score and he's not clutch?

Got it done Sunday and yesterday with the game on the line. Was also getting blitzed into submission by Nolan's D. But he's been too inconsistent the last two games, needs to clean a few things up.

Our Defense sucks, yet held short fields to 1 Field Goal and only allowed 19 points from the Dolphins who over the last 3 weeks have out scored their opponents by almost 3x their opponents scores?

2nbd week in a row another teams QB had their best game of the year against us, and nobody would confuse Matt Moore with Joe Montana, just like nobody would confuse Rex Grossman with Dan Marino. Second straight game they let the other team score on 3 or 4 consecutive possessions during a game. The Fish had something like 260 yds of offense vs an awful Bills defense, and yet steamrolled us for over 350 yards, and their offense had the ball almost the entire 2nd half. I will give them credit for the redzone defense holding them to field goals and they did get the Fish off the field on the final drive, albeit because Moore threw behind his WR pretty bad on 3rd down.

If Witten being tackled out of bounds isn't a penalty then why the fuck was Walker's push a penalty?

Agree, was pretty obvious. Witten was probably a good 10 yards out of bounds, and their guy is stil tackling him.

When was the rule passed by the NFL and NFLPA that holding Ware unless you made his asshole bleed from raping him wasn't holding?

If Ware played for Green bay, Pittsburgh or New England I bet he'd draw 2 or 3 holding calls a game. For the people who argue that officiating isn t biased against Dallas, Ware is primo example #1 of why you are wrong. he's the best player in the league at what he does, and gets absolutely no respect by officials.

How the fuck do you commit a False Start at home? Much less 5 of them?????

Houck said the Fish were calling out our offensive signals at the line of scrimmage, the 2nd time this year thats been a problem in a home game. Its supposed to be a penalty but like the Redskins game, the officials chose to ignore it. And 1 of the 5 was actually a pretty smart play by LaDouceur, he tried to get the Fish to jump offsides on 4th and 4 and it would have given us a first down. I think the other one was on Ogletree.

 

[Theebs]

And Anthony Davis flat out sux at RT. He got abused all night long. I think they used the 11th pick of the draft on him last year, and he nearly got beat out in training camp this year.

He got abused last night, I think he is pretty good though.

No doubt if he played here though the fans would hate him because he is not perfect like all our players are supposed to be.

 

[Theebs]

That was a crap call.

But I do think Elam has been mediocre at best this year. I wouldnt resign him.

Elam I think has done exactly what he was signed to do. Help lineup people up and allow sensebaugh to not have to do that and roam around. Elam has been excellent in the running game.

As far as resigning him, he goes hand in hand with Ryan. If we get stuck with Ryan both safeties should be resigned IMO, if hopefully Ryan gets another job then I would hope the next dc has a viable alternative....

I would bring sensebaugh back either way though. I think he is a good player the fans like to bitch about.

 

[Midswat]

Yesterday was cool and all... but Sunday is going to suck dick.

What the fuck game am I supposed to be interested in?

 

[bbgun]

Yesterday was cool and all... but Sunday is going to suck dick.

What the fuck game am I supposed to be interested in?

Pats-Eagles?

 

[peplaw06]

In the Ozarks, they'd be considered engaged.

Witten's right hand is going for it.

 

[Midswat]

Pats-Eagles?

Oh. Yeah. That one.

 

[Cr122]

Go Patriots!

Go Saints!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Elam I think has done exactly what he was signed to do. Help lineup people up and allow sensebaugh to not have to do that and roam around. Elam has been excellent in the running game.

As far as resigning him, he goes hand in hand with Ryan. If we get stuck with Ryan both safeties should be resigned IMO, if hopefully Ryan gets another job then I would hope the next dc has a viable alternative....

I would bring sensebaugh back either way though. I think he is a good player the fans like to bitch about.

Our secondary still struggles getting set at the snap though.

 

[Jon88]

Go Patriots!

Go Saints!

Are they playing tonight? When?

 

[Midswat]

Are they playing tonight? When?

Pats Eagles on Sunday.

Giants Saints on Monday.

 

[Jon88]

Pats Eagles on Sunday.

Giants Saints on Monday.

I can't wait that long.

 

[Midswat]

Vince Young to get the start vs New England, per PFT.

 

[DoomsdayDefense]

Is it too soon to start rooting for Washington? I don't want them to have too good a draft pick in April. I'd prefer they don't land a young, potetntial franchise QB anytime soon.

 

[DoomsdayDefense]

Yesterday was cool and all... but Sunday is going to suck dick.

What the fuck game am I supposed to be interested in?

Chicago vs Oakland should be mildly interesting. We should root for Oakland as the Bears are competition for a wild card spot (if we don't win the division).

Besides, I'd hate to play against the Bears defense in the playoffs.