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  1. Rock Slamdance

    Per my source: Carr has a broken bone in his hand. Needs surgery

    :lol that'd be a better story. I was just sloppy drunk, and it was a high bar top counter.
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    Per my source: Carr has a broken bone in his hand. Needs surgery

    Broke the two plates in my right hand swinging at a guy, missing, and hitting the top of a counter. Soft cast, off in like 2 weeks.
  3. Rock Slamdance

    The Jason Garrett Appreciation Thread

    You never had a girlfriend. No woman soul touch your penis.
  4. Rock Slamdance

    Cowboys oline always together

    :lol
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    Cowboys oline always together

    Terrible set up, brah.
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    *** 2015 Cowboys Training Camp Thread ***

    Or a tight end or division 4 cb
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    How I Became a Fan

    Yup. It's been compared to Marino's.
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    How I Became a Fan

    Stop trying to out un-funny dbair.
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    How I Became a Fan

    Stephen Mcgee is a jew? Wtf
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    How I Became a Fan

    Oh, blow it out your ass, statman.
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    How I Became a Fan

    Also...hoisting Jasons? You're worse than Hitler. If you're not funny, don't try and be funny. See dbair.
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    How I Became a Fan

    Every thread could and should be a trash Stephen McGee thread. There is a reason he's selling insurance in Burnet, TX. He was awful. And I say this as an Aggie.
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    I'm gonna pop for another PPV - Rousey/Correia

    Ufc is dumb Especially the dudes. $60 to watch two fellas almost fuck? No thanks.
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    How I Became a Fan

    Tom Landry is overrated.
  15. Rock Slamdance

    Okay Dez, now that you have your contract...

    Dear Dez, Don't let poor people tell you how to act or spend their money. You do you, bro.
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    I really really hate the offseason.

    I hate Tongans.
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    Okay Dez, now that you have your contract...

    Doomsday is a ******..even super punk knows it.
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    Okay Dez, now that you have your contract...

    Hey Dez, I know I talked constant off season shit about how we don't need you. That you're Laurent Robinson 2.0. But now that you're signed long term, I'm gonna run my mouth about that ONE time a call got overturned against you. Never mind the countless game changing plays you've made in your...
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