Broke the two plates in my right hand swinging at a guy, missing, and hitting the top of a counter. Soft cast, off in like 2 weeks.
When I was 12, I slipped on a baseball and fell and tore all the ligaments in my shoulder. I had to have a massive surgery to repair it. After the surgery I was at a Cubs game one day. The visiting team hit a homerun and I caught it. All the Cubs fans were chanting at me to throw it back, so I threw it back to the catcher and knocked him over. The Cubs signed me to a contract as a pitcher. I was throwing like 105. We went to the World Series, and the old veteran pitcher married my mom.
I blew my index finger off playing with fireworks. NBD.