Your current age, and what you'd tell an 18 year old you

[Midswat]

If you could go back in time and give an 18 year old you life advice, what would you say?

34

• Do more squats and dead lifts in your workouts.
• Go sight seeing in all the foreign lands you visit, instead of sleeping all day and drinking all night.
• Never gamble.
• Talk to pops more often. He'll only be here 5 more years.
• Do not click that "Message Boards" link on the top of the ESPN.com website.
• Get a degree in something other than Computer Info Systems. You don't even like computers for fucks sake.
• Go for Criminal Justice instead, when you're 34, you'll be wishing you were a homicide detective.
• Don't feel pressured to get married just because most of your friends are and you feel like you're getting old at 27. You fucking moron.
• Don't shave your head with a razor when you're 23 on a dare. Not all your hair is going to grow back you dumbfuck.
• Don't buy new cars every 4 years. Biggest waste of money in the world.
• Don't sell your first house in 2006. That house was awesome and you'll always regret it.

 

[Sheik]

Edit: I misunderstood the premise.

 

[lons]

41

Don't drive like a bat out of Hell everywhere you go.

Wake up Earlier than you want to and go to bed before you want to.

Women are not worth getting depressed over losing.

I don't care if you hate condoms, wear one or jack off.

Get a Law degree, don't be looking at starting one at 41.

Forgive your dad, you'll make just as many mistakes in your life.

Hug your Grand Pa more, you only have 9 more years with him.

Buy Microsoft and Intel.

Don't start smoking.

 

[jeebus]

28

Adding 40 pounds in your first 3 years of college makes you fat, not big boned.
Dont take a year off after college.
Start working while in grad school.
Short the market in 2008
buy apple at 80 but this time dont sell at 95 and think you will just buy more on the dip.
dont hold HP
Be more organized, there are not enough ridiculously annoying minutia you can put in your little company before it gets big becasue no matter what it will be overwhelming and impossible to handle on the first go around after you blow up.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Stay away from religion
Don’t have kids
Don’t get married
Buy Apple
Work for yourself

 

[Midswat]

Stay away from religion
Don’t have kids
Don’t get married
Buy Apple
Work for yourself

lol

That's terrible....

 

[bkeavs]

If you could go back in time and give an 18 year old you life advice, what would you say?

34

• Do more squats and dead lifts in your workouts.
• Stay away from Nichole Murray, Nasrin Farjam, and that blonde chick that didn't understand what a one-night stand meant.
• Go sight seeing in all the foreign lands you visit, instead of sleeping all day and drinking all night.
• Never gamble.
• Talk to pops more often. He'll only be here 5 more years.
• Do not click that "Message Boards" link on the top of the ESPN.com website.
• Get a degree in something other than Computer Info Systems. You don't even like computers for fucks sake.
• Go for Criminal Justice instead, when you're 34, you'll be wishing you were a homicide detective.
• Don't feel pressured to get married just because most of your friends are and you feel like you're getting old at 27. You fucking moron.
• Don't shave your head with a razor when you're 23 on a dare. Not all your hair is going to grow back you dumbfuck.
• Don't buy new cars every 4 years. Biggest waste of money in the world.
• Don't sell your first house in 2006. That house was awesome and you'll always regret it.

Someone having a breakdown

 

[bkeavs]

37

Go to the gym regularly
play the guitar
fuck as much as possible(dont be picky)
get a job with a pension
dont do bath salts
get married and have kids in your 30 not 20's
talking politics is a waste of time

 

[pdom]

54

Don't get on that boat to America. Work will be coming our way soon.
White people don't care about us. They just act nice so they can adopt our kids.
"Two girls 1 cup" isn't what you think it is.

 

[Sheik]

54

Don't get on that boat to America. Work will be coming our way soon.
White people don't care about us. They just act nice so they can adopt our kids.
"Two girls 1 cup" isn't what you think it is.

lol

 

[bkeavs]

54

Don't get on that boat to America. Work will be coming our way soon.
White people don't care about us. They just act nice so they can adopt our kids.
"Two girls 1 cup" isn't what you think it is.

Hillarious

 

[Bob Sacamano]

28.

• Stay away from alcohol, or at least never drink to get drunk.
• Condoms
• Don't date older chicks, they already have planned your life out regardless of who you are.
• Talk to as many women as you can, why? See above.
• Read your Bible more.
• Don't be racist against blacks. They will always outnumber you in jail.

 

[Hoofbite]

Invest in a cheesy website named "Facebook"........wait 8 years and then retire.

Start a website where narcissists can post their every thought in 160 characters or less. Name it "Twitter".

 

[Jon88]

29

Don't wait until you're out of shape to start an exercise routine
Don't worry about what others think. Most people are worried about what you think of them.
Find out what you really love and get a degree in that. Don't take the shotgun approach and choose Business Management (unless you want to)
Forgive and rebuild relationships with your family members, especially if they don't have a lot of time left here. You won't be able to get the months or years back when neither of you spoke
Don't take life too seriously because not much in life is really serious
Find a way to assassinate Jerry Jones
The End

 

[CowboysRMX]

34

no matter what i say you aint gonna listen anyways so ill just say youre fucked.

 

[Rynie]

28.
• Don't date older chicks

This is probably the BIGGEST piece of advice i'd give myself. I'm still guilty of dating older broads. My ex is a high-school teacher, and acts like a goddamn high school girl. This is the crazy broad that hired a private-investigator MONTHS after we broke up. She found out about another older broad that I'd bang while her husband was in the other room in grand cuckold fashion.

 

[cmd34(work)]

41
*Save all of the money you will make the next 4 years in the Army (you don't need a car)
*Go directly to college (USC or UCLA) afterwards, none of this Junior College and work 2 jobs crap.
*be a football manager.
*get degree by age 26 instead of 46 like I'm trying to now
*get graduate assistant job
*use VA Loan to buy a house in West LA or Culver City (it will double, maybe triple in value in 2 years)
*sell that house before real estate bubble pops
*hopefully be working in NFL or Division 1 football somewhere
*never listen to Yakazuna Rich (or whatever his name is) at Cowboys yahoo message boards and follow him to Cowboys Zone, thus starting message board addiction

 

[superpunk]

fuck as much as possible(dont be picky)

I love it.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

 

[MetalHead]

43

-Never give in to peer pressure.
-When selecting a woman to date/marry,observe the entire family,if they are dysfunctional,so is she.
-Be on time.
-Don't take money advice from broke people.
-Don't spend more than you make.
-Never pass on a good thing.
-Learn to play an instrument.
-Be yourself.