Worse than 9/11

[marionbarberthe4th]

Ohhhhhhhkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

So anyways, the key to making your and your dog's deuces look the same is a week of the two of you eating nothing but sloppy joes and creamed corn.

Don't force it , the moment has passed.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Don't force it , the moment has passed.

The moment will never pass

 

[Jon88]

This moment will go down in DCU History.

 

[Midswat]

I'm not ice or metal. Those guys were banned by Mid.

Not at all true.

I was burying my mom when they were banned.

 

[Jon88]

 

[peplaw06]

I changed my first poop diaper last night. If you hate poop as much as I do, it's really something you dislike doing.

I don't mind pee, but I can't stand poop.

You know you are a dad when you start using the word "poop" multiple times in one post on the DCU.

"The old man calls the shit poop."

 

[Jon88]

Poop:

It's fun to say.

 

[SixisBetter]

You guys need to post more football stuff.

Agreed.
So anyway,I was getting this hummer at Superbowl halftime when the doorbell rang.
Serious wood kill

 

[bbgun]

Japanese scat videos are amazing.

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

I like the part where she sucked it

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sometimes, well, all the times; my girl will get all her juice on my face after I eat her out, and then I'll go up and rub that shit back on hers. Payback is a bitch.

I think all women are closet lesbos. Never met a chick who didn't like pussy juice.

 

[bbgun]

family site

 

[peplaw06]

Bob's catching feelings.

 

[Jon88]

I've dated one squirter in my life. I was eating her out one time and she squirted right in my mouth. Another time we were having sex and she squirted on my balls. I'll never forget it.

Some people say all girls can squirt. Well, I disagree.

 

[bbgun]

These posts make me glad I'm gay. Wait, wut?

 

[marionbarberthe4th]

^ like a bag of sand

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bob's catching feelings.

Who told you that?? Dan??? I'll kill you.

 

[UVAwahoos]

So on point.

It didn't help that she went to kiss and I forcefully turned her cheek.

That's tough you don't want to penalize them for doing good but still ew. B/c if someone randomly blacklights you its game over