You know... I've been a pretty big Cowboys fan for most of my life.
Wouldn't miss a snap no matter how bad the team was, some years.
Wasted countless hours discussing the team on message boards. Spent a lot of money flying out to Dallas to watch games a few years, on gear, etc. Started to raise my kids to be Cowboys fans. Etc etc etc.
All the same shit most of you have done.
Never. And I mean never... at any time whatsoever, have I ever been compelled in the slightest to try and contact players, let alone front office personnel.
And yet this weirdo in Arizona is in such a weird fantasy world that he's facebooked as many players, media guys, coaches, and team officials as he likely could. He really thinks he's one of them.
I swear to christ when that fat son of a bitch dies they should donate his brain to be studied. He is far and away the most delusional fuck I think I've ever known.