Will Jason Garrett get another head coaching job in the NFL?

[InternetKing]

No.

Did more research... found the answer...

1. Tom Landry (1960-88)
2. Jimmy Johnson (1989-93)
3. Barry Switzer (1994-97)
4. Chan Gailey (1998-99)
5. Dave Campo (2000-02)
6. Bill Parcells (2003-06)
7. Wade Phillips (2007-10)
8. Jason Garrett (2010-2019)
9. Mike McCarthy (2020-Present)

 

[Doomsday]

Did more research.

That was the idea.

 

[nickb]

Who in their right mind would want Garret as an OC? Aside from being incompetent, he's a backstabber.

And on queue the New York Ginas say...HELL YEAH GIMME SOME OF THAT!!!!!!

 

[nickb]

Honestly guys this is clearly a fuck you to Jerry and Jerry must be steaming at this that his long lost, oh so loyal lackey, I mean son, signs with an NFC East rival.
This has revenge written all over it and how awesome is the annual Ginas @ Cowboys week 1 matchup looking now!!!!!
I want this to so epically fail to the point that Jerry says holy shit this guy is awful and glad he's coaching for them now but wtf was I thinking!!! And is Garrett goes on to succeed Jerry's moronic logic will be see how I primed him for that!!
We better boatrace these fuckers...I want Garrett's head on a fucken' platter after these games

 

[Doomsday]

Honestly guys this is clearly a fuck you to Jerry and Jerry must be steaming at this that his long lost, oh so loyal lackey, I mean son, signs with an NFC East rival.
This has revenge written all over it and how awesome is the annual Ginas @ Cowboys week 1 matchup looking now!!!!!
I want this to so epically fail to the point that Jerry says holy shit this guy is awful and glad he's coaching for them now but wtf was I thinking!!! And is Garrett goes on to succeed Jerry's moronic logic will be see how I primed him for that!!
We better boatrace these fuckers...I want Garrett's head on a fucken' platter after these games

But... you know what will actually happen.

 

[Scot]

 

[nickb]

But... you know what will actually happen.

Probably and I can't even Jerry being proud after the Ginas hang 45 on us the first time we play them...

 

[Scot]

 

[Scot]

 

[nickb]

Just read on the Zone, Witten wants to play in 2020 and could follow The Clapper to NY...this would be such a terrible move just b/c Wit has nothing left to give and his contribution would be minimal with Engram there and obviously the Ginas are not even close to winning shit...

 

[Scot]

Just read on the Zone, Witten wants to play in 2020 and could follow The Clapper to NY...this would be such a terrible move just b/c Wit has nothing left to give and his contribution would be minimal with Engram there and obviously the Ginas are not even close to winning shit...

He needs to just retire

Leave as a Cowboy and don’t taint your career by playing a meaningless season for a shitty team

Just ride off into the sunset and be gone

 

[Doomsday]

obviously the Ginas are not even close to winning shit...

But... They are. They have some of the major pieces in place. They look to get more pieces in the draft and this offseason. Defense is way underrated as it is. Matter of fact I'll bet 10 bucks they make the NFCC game before we do. Witten wouldn't help them much on the field, but his coaching and advice can go a long way for a young team like that.

Witten wants to play in 2020 and could follow The Clapper to NY

That's just idle speculation on twitter by Mortenson of ESPN.

 

[nickb]

But... They are. They have some of the major pieces in place. They look to get more pieces in the draft and this offseason. Defense is way underrated as it is. Matter of fact I'll bet 10 bucks they make the NFCC game before we do. Witten wouldn't help them much on the field, but his coaching and advice can go a long way for a young team like that.
That's just idle speculation on twitter by Mortenson of ESPN.

That D needs a lot and got thumped all year long but on O yes they do have some foundation pieces but still need a top flight #1 WR and you are on for that bet!!!
Yeah I thought that about his mentoring when he said he was coming back to play for us so without him playing his advice may be better served
I know Mortensen's getting old but him and Schefter are pretty tied in...

 

[Doomsday]

and you are on for that bet!!!

You realize the scope of the bet, right? That the Gnats get to the NFC title game before we do. Think about that for a minute. No, really. Think. Then get back to me.

 

[Dodger12]

But... They are. They have some of the major pieces in place. They look to get more pieces in the draft and this offseason. Defense is way underrated as it is. Matter of fact I'll bet 10 bucks they make the NFCC game before we do. Witten wouldn't help them much on the field, but his coaching and advice can go a long way for a young team like that.
That's just idle speculation on twitter by Mortenson of ESPN.

Teams can turn things around very quickly in today's NFL. And I don't know why all the hate with Witten. Every team can use veteran leadership and the that's he'd bring, as well as a good blocking TE. It wouldn't be a bad move and he wouldn't be used in NY the way he was used here.

 

[Doomsday]

Teams can turn things around very quickly in today's NFL.

Yeah I'm... 150 percent sure YOU ain't taking my bet.

 

[nickb]

You realize the scope of the bet, right? That the Gnats get to the NFC title game before we do. Think about that for a minute. No, really. Think. Then get back to me.

Yes I do and as much as I would hate for that to happen I have to believe McCarthy can get us there before Judge...I just don't think the Ginas are as close as you think

 

[nickb]

Teams can turn things around very quickly in today's NFL. And I don't know why all the hate with Witten. Every team can use veteran leadership and the that's he'd bring, as well as a good blocking TE. It wouldn't be a bad move and he wouldn't be used in NY the way he was used here.

Sure and teams can shit the bed just as quickly and be at the bottom when once on top.
No hate on Witten. The speculative report was that he would want to play and blocking isn't playing.
I thought he would bring that veteran leadership when he came back but honestly felt he held back what the other TE could accomplish especially Jarwin...having said that yes I think his value is if he plays less and mentors more

 

[nickb]

Yeah I'm... 150 percent sure YOU ain't taking my bet.

So Dodger you taking it?

 

[Doomsday]

Yes I do and as much as I would hate for that to happen I have to believe McCarthy can get us there before Judge...I just don't think the Ginas are as close as you think

McCarthy is just a different puppet with the same fuckstick holding the strings. Inherits the same loser culture with many of the same loser players. Aging o-line and RB, spotty at best receivers, and a defense that can't get turnovers, can't get off blocks and can't tackle for shit.

A new puppet ain't gonna fix any of that even if he cuts the strings.