Wild Card Weekend 2023

[Doomsday]

A few possibilities...
1. Alien abduction
2. Food poisoning
3. Constupation
4. His leg was replaced with a 5 iron.
5. He was hypnotized into thinking he plays for the Vikings.

He was paid by a bookie

 

[Scot]

I hope Parsons is fine for the 2nd half. If he’s out we are fooked

 

[daboyz]

The Jones' are finally happy during a playoff.... away from Dallas.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Scot]

Finally someone showing some damn emotion when players fuck up

Garrett would have patted him on the ass after all three missed kicks

 

[Doomsday]

Well before we demand Maher be fired for two missed pats in a row remember the blue Jersey curse is real and will have its evil affect on our team in one way or another MOST of the time.

Hail yeah welcome to the game thread and welcome to DCU!

 

[Doomsday]

Hell it's like we're trying to beat these guys or something.

 

[Maveric]

Hell it's like we're trying to beat these guys or something.

Nice change of pace, I've gotta say...

 

[Scot]

WHY IN THE FUCK ARE WE LETTING MAHER KICK THE BALL???

He should be released right now on the fucking spot. Take his jersey and kick him out of the stadium right fucking now!!!!!!

Go for 2 every time like I said after the first missed PAT

 

[Doomsday]

WHY IN THE FUCK ARE WE LETTING MAHER KICK THE BALL???

He should be released right now on the fucking spot. Take his jersey and kick him out of the stadium right fucking now!!!!!!

Go for 2 every time like I said after the first missed PAT

Nah Man. I'm gonna let him keep kicking it tonight.

 

[bbgun]

I would like to remind you that dbair personally recommended Maher at the beginning of the year.

 

[Scot]

Nah Man. I'm gonna let him keep kicking it tonight.

Jimmy would have released him after 2 misses knowing that he already lost his confidence and that he is worthless to the team

Jimmy would not let him miss a 3rd, let alone a fucking 4th kick

 

[Doomsday]

Jimmy would have released him after 2 misses knowing that he already lost his confidence and that he is worthless to the team

Jimmy would not let him miss a 3rd, let alone a fucking 4th kick

I doubt Jimmy does anything during the game. Plane ride home, maybe.

 

[Scot]

I would like to remind you that dbair personally recommended Maher at the beginning of the year.

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with him tonight

He has been great all year. He also leads the league in points scored

Maybe he found out his baby mama was cheating on him right before the game

 

[Scot]

Brady definitely has the yips

 

[bbgun]

Lin Elliott flashbacks, but this time, no Eddie Murray to save us

 

[Maveric]

If you quit using him tonight, you are pretty much forcing yourself to change kickers this week. Not saying that it's not something you have to explore, but making that committment before you audition anyone is an extreme risk when whoever you bring in might be responsible for your season next week.

 

[Scot]

I doubt Jimmy does anything during the game. Plane ride home, maybe.

The worst part is this guy is broken for the rest of our playoff run

It would take a miracle for him to get his mojo back. Even if he makes the next 4 PAT’s

 

[Maveric]

 

[Scot]

Shultz is spreading Jerry’s checkbook wide open like a hookers legs tonight

He’s makin a case to get paid in the off season