Week 3: Cowboys vs Dolphins

[Doomsday]

Taco gets a sack on us.

 

[Dodger12]

So I’m sitting in a bar and watching the game and a lesbian walks in. Kind of obvious that the gene pool got mixed up. No sweat, I’m not judgmental and I actually kind of like it. And behind her walks a gal that I look at and would hit in my younger years. I’d probably hit it now but I’m too old. I’m thinking more like it’s a waste of trashy looking talent.

 

[Doomsday]

So I’m sitting in a bar and watching the game and a lesbian walks in. Kind of obvious that the gene pool got mixed up. No sweat, I’m not judgmental and I actually kind of like it. And behind her walks a gal that I look at and would hit in my younger years. I’d probably hit it now but I’m too old. I’m thinking more like it’s a waste of trashy looking talent.

Much like Taco going to the Dolphins!

 

[Doomsday]

Notice how all the nyuk-nyuk went away and the game took a total 180?

 

[Doomsday]

Seems like Jerry was reading our comments and went down to the locker room and did some in-person ass chewing.

 

[Dupree89]

these penalties suck...and they are a direct reflection on the head coach. Its all about discipline.

 

[Dodger12]

I’m not trying to derail the 6 pages of the game thread, but I do my best thinking over a few beers and things become very clear to me.

So when I see these young leftists like AOC, or these young militant women, they’re not mad a Trump or global warming. They’re not protesting that stuff and I don’t even think they really understand it or even give a shit. They’re mad that today’s generation of men would rather play PS4 than score tail. They’re frustrated. And I don’t blame them.

 

[Scot]

The players will not be what holds us back

The injuries will not be what holds us back

The OC/DC will not be what holds us back

It will be the head coach that keeps us from seeing success beyond the first round of the playoffs

Once we make it past the first round all the other factors will be a wash with the rest of the teams in the playoffs

Where we will ALWAYS be at a disadvantage is with our head coach. And in the playoffs is where the HC is most important

We will always fall short when we have to count on the HC to be the difference maker in an important game

 

[Dupree89]

fucking 86 cost us points.

 

[Doomsday]

Aww c'mon. We're winning the game. We're beating them.

 

[Dupree89]

I take these awful penalties, drops, bad passes etc and say....what happens if we do that while playing New England?

 

[Dupree89]

eagles down 3 with 5 minutes to go

 

[Dodger12]

eagles down 3 with 5 minutes to go

And just turned it over on downs

 

[Dupree89]

i fucking love pollard

 

[Doomsday]

Pollard's a keeper. 136 yds rushing today and just scored a TD. Zeke also has 136 on the ground.

 

[Dupree89]

cowboys 236 yards rushing

 

[Dodger12]

If Miami scores a TD here do they fuck up the spread?

 

[Dodger12]

Some gamblers on suicide watch?

 

[Dodger12]

eagles down 3 with 5 minutes to go

Eagles just blocked a FG attempt and are at mid field.

 

[Scot]

Eagles lose and Cowboys win

Today is a good day