Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

[Maveric]

Stephen A Smith will be unbearable tomorrow

Says everyone at the end of every day...

 

[Dodger12]

I'm not even bothered anymore...just numb and I really don't care. Hell, I wasn't even excited for the game today. This team has a long way to go before it becomes a real contender.

 

[theoneandonly]

No A's? They scored 9 fuckin points on a team that has a hard time stopping anybody on defense, and has no weapons on offense. The best part is Carrot still has a way into the playoffs next weekend. I dont trust these Egirls to beat the gnads for one second.

 

[kwcoolk619]

Is there such a grade as F minus? They don't get an A for a participation trophies.

 

[spiderfan_MJ]

We need to fire everyone on this coaching staff. Garrett, Moore, Richard, all of em. Only then will this time have a shot to improve.

 

[Scot]

Dak leads the number one passing offense in the league AND has his receivers drop more passes than any other team. How the fuck does that even happen?

How can you do both at the same time? Imagine what this offense could be if not for so many dropped passes

We might have won one more game this season

 

[Scot]

Very prudent! One crash and burn per day is enough for jeri & spawn

How dare you!

2 crash and burns tonight would be the perfect way to end the season

So long as it was only Jerry in the air at the time and the pilot could grab the last parachute and make it out of the plane in time

And tell Jerry “you have more money than you will ever be able to spend, but you still can’t afford this last parachute” as he jumps out of the plane screaming Geronimo! And laughing all the way to the ground




(Sorry, I got carried away with my little fantasy there for a minute)

 

[lons]

I saw something about Cooper leading the league since 2015 in drops.

 

[Maveric]

Same loss, different opponent. Nothing will change until the coaches do; that's what we need, not help to get into a pointless postseason.

 

[NoMoreCowboys]

When I joined I said one and only post, but with the performance of the $90 million man, the man that Jones said the Cowboys couldn't win without, had to add, GREAT JOB JONES! I said it before, wish we could get rid of Jones, THAT'S the problem and going forward, it will continue to be a problem, more money than brains.

At least it seems as though I won't be watching Elliot do the "Feed Zeke" during the playoffs, but wait a minute, Jones already fed Elliot to the tune of $94 million.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Actually barring a miracle tonight or tomorrow, it is going to be somewhat of a disappointment that the man who has underachieved and never won shit for a decade wont ACTUALLY be fired. He will simply be allowed to vacate the premises and then hit the ranks of the unemployed.

I'll take it all the same. But yeah, he should be fired.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Ever the robot indeed. The Bob Backlund of coaching without the championships.

 

[yimyammer]

Same loss, different opponent. Nothing will change until the coaches do; that's what we need, not help to get into a pointless postseason.

that wont matter either

 

[icup]

garrett needs to be fired ASAP

wouldnt it be the ultimate boner for jerry to win without a head coach??





just press the red button jerry. its so easy a caveman can do it

 

[icup]

When I joined I said one and only post, but with the performance of the $90 million man, the man that Jones said the Cowboys couldn't win without, had to add, GREAT JOB JONES! I said it before, wish we could get rid of Jones, THAT'S the problem and going forward, it will continue to be a problem, more money than brains.

At least it seems as though I won't be watching Elliot do the "Feed Zeke" during the playoffs, but wait a minute, Jones already fed Elliot to the tune of $94 million.

 

[Dodger12]

that wont matter either

We were all sucked because we bought the marketing campaign. Even folks on this board buy the BS. Jerry goes out and tells folks this team is talented. It has SB caliber players. Dak is going to be here for the long term (ie: he's a franchise QB). Red Dolt can lead this team to the promised land. He wants to win. Etc....

Now he's telling the masses he's disappointed so he gives us all hope that things will change. Except it doesn't. The talking points change and the marketing campaign is on full blast. In the meantime, we go to the end of the year with a shitty record but still have a shot at the East and the playoffs. TV ratings are up, Jerry sells tickets and merchandise, the money keeps flowing, dbair repeats the talking points, Scott provides the "tight window" stats and, all along, we all deny what our eyes are telling us.

I'm not even convinced Jerry will bring in a leader or Alpha male as the HC and that's what this team needs. This team needs accountability from both the coaching ranks and players. But I have a gut feeling we're going to get some whizz kid on one side of the ball that's going to owe his life and coaching opportunity to Jerry so he won't rock the boat.

At this point, I'm leaning towards the college ranks to bridge what little talent remains on this team and knows the talent in college football because he recruited them at some point. This roster needs a turnover, just as the coaching staff does. A guy who brings in his staff that's loyal to him. Will it happen? I doubt it. Jerry is going to need a rat like Kellen Moore in the coaches room so he'll talk the new HC into keeping some of his loyal guys.

In any event, I'm going to enjoy all the posts, Tweets and stats in the off-season telling me about some abstract stat to disprove what my eyes are telling me. I'm looking forward to it.

 

[DDdave]

1. Blahahahahahaha!!!
2. Breathe
3. Blahahahahahaha!!!
4. Breathe......Breathe
5. Blahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[DDdave]

Jerry Jones Sucks!!
Jason Garrett Sucks!!
The Cowboys Players Suck!!
The End.

 

[icup]

 

[Doomsday]

Ever the robot indeed. The Bob Backlund of coaching without the championships.

Not even fake ones.