Todd Christensen, RIP

[bbgun]

Died from complications from surgery. He was 57. :tear

 

[SixisBetter]

Toddzilla.
That's what the Cowboys broacasters called him during his short stint with the team.
Only some old fart would remember that.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Only some old fart would remember that.

Or a Cowboys historian.

 

[Midswat]

I have no idea who this is.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I have no idea who this is.

You're kidding, right?

 

[Midswat]

No. Can I also add that I kinda don't care who he is?

 

[cockstrong]

One thing I know is that he had a legendary size penis

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Can I also add that I kinda don't care who he is?

No.

Post whore!

 

[Jon88]

I'm not even going to pretend to care about this.

People die every day. Big fucking deal.

 

[Cowboysrule122]

Whatta bunch of heartless assholes.

RIP, Todd Christensen.

 

[Jon88]

Your first thoughts should be with his family!


/douchebagzonemembers

 

[Midswat]

Whatta bunch of heartless assholes.

Does your asshole have a heart?

My heart is in my chest. Between my titties.

 

[Cowboysrule122]

 

[Midswat]

According to twitter, he was a tight end.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Or a Cowboys historian.

Official?

 

[Cowboysrule122]

Ah, ya, he was a Tight End.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Helena Christensen was his sister.

 

[Jon88]

Does your asshole have a heart?

My heart is in my chest. Between my titties.

No, your heart is to the left of the center of your chest and you don't have titties unless you have man boobs.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

Cue epic 27 paragraph post from Hos talking about the time Christenson caught a pass in an exhibition game and Hos predicted he would be a 5 time pro bowler with Oakland in 3...2...1

 

[ZeroClub]

During Jimmy's first Super Bowl, wasn't Christensen the sideline reporter who restated Jimmy's "We're not Houston" answer?