"This is a moral victory" - Jerry Jones

[Sheik]

I'm gonna buy a ticket right next to Fox's microphone and cheer my ass off when this idiot finally kicks the bucket and they request a "moment of silence".

We might have to meet up then, cuz that's brilliant.

I've long said that I'm going to do my best to be in a position to take a dump on his grave.


Gunna get messy if he's in one of those wall tomb things, but I just hope there isn't tons of security.

 

[Sheik]

Me and UVA: "heyyyyy-ey-ey, goooood-bye. . ."

 

[NoDak]

Jesus. It's just a game.

You might want to check into a little thing called "therapy".

 

[UVAwahoos]

We might have to meet up then, cuz that's brilliant.

I've long said that I'm going to do my best to be in a position to take a dump on his grave.


Gunna get messy if he's in one of those wall tomb things, but I just hope there isn't tons of security.

"BURN IN HELL, JERRY! THIS SHOULD'VE HAPPENED 20 YEARS AGO" will surely go viral for a couple days.

 

[yimyammer]

Yeah, you called that one, Yim.

Gosh, I figured that would be the tone in the locker room. Didnt think anyone, let alone Jerry, would have the audacity to publicly profess moral victory.

Holy crap is this thing getting THAT bad.

Lucky me, maybe I'll get a suite at the Moral Bowl Championship

 

[Jon88]

We might have to meet up then, cuz that's brilliant.

I've long said that I'm going to do my best to be in a position to take a dump on his grave.


Gunna get messy if he's in one of those wall tomb things, but I just hope there isn't tons of security.

 

[dbair1967]

‏@DMN_George31m
Jerry Jones: "This is a morale victory. It’s not a loser talking here. It’s just this has a lot of the feelings of a victory with it."

Good God. STFU you pathetic fucking bastard. Sell the fucking team, please.

 

[dbair1967]

Jerry is just saying what everyone on CZ was hinting at.

Everyone there is the sad sack of shit loser Jerry is to then.

 

[Sheik]

The sad part is, when Jerry finally dies, he'll get the hero treatment from the league. What a great owner and business mind for the league blah blah blah.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

He really said that shit? Ths isn't like one of those Mid ads to an article?

 

[Sheik]

I hope to hell it's a joke.

 

[dbair1967]

He really said that shit? Ths isn't like one of those Mid ads to an article?

Yep. really said it.

Really pathetic. The guy is the ultimate ass clown.

 

[Midswat]

He really said that shit? Ths isn't like one of those Mid ads to an article?

He really said it.

 

[ZeroClub]

Nothing that comes out of Jerry's mouth surprises me.

There may be some good things that come out of this game for the Cowboys (e.g., maybe the offense will be more aggressive through the rest of the season), but moral victory is not one of them.

 

[Midswat]

I wonder what role moral victories play in tie breakers for playoff spots/draft positioning

:confused

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It was only an AFC team, guys.

Speaking of, this may be another year for us where the stars align for the Cowboys to make the playoffs *tiebreakers and all that shit* only for us to watch them piss it away in week 17.

 

[Sheik]

I wonder what role moral victories play in tie breakers for playoff spots/draft positioning

:confused

That comment he made is probably the dumbest thing I've heard come out of his mouth.

Its like, if this us what the Dallas Cowboys have become, just happy to compete and stay with teams, fuck it. I'm done.

 

[boozeman]

We would be tied with Philly for first place but the moral victory gives us the tie breaker.

Kinda like how the playoff bye equaled a real win and stuff.

 

[Sheik]

The comment literally sums up what he's all about.

Fraud mfer.

 

[cmd34(work)]

Kinda like how the playoff bye equaled a real win and stuff.

Kind of like Jerry Jones was the GM for those Superbowl teams.


That guy lives in fiction.