True story: I went to basic training with a guy like this. He would lay in his bunk and dig funk from around his crotch, pop it in his mouth, and while chewing this he'd go after funk from his ass. It was EXACTLY like this woman. He'd pull it out, inspect it, roll it around, sniff it, then in his mouth it'd go. Anyway, once he'd cleaned himself down there, he'd start in with his nose, eyes, and ears. He did not care one bit who saw him do this.
It was so far beyond disgusting that we finally had to tell our drill sergeants what was going on. They didn't believe us of course, but hung around one night to catch him in the act. He ended up being put out of the Army on one of those "failure to adapt" things.
Goodnight, Pvt Gregory, wherever you are...you beautiful bastard.