Who said anything about exactness? I don't know that they teach 1st person in any pre-college exposition classes whatsoever. Given the effect that perspective has on tone and whatnot you just pulled the comment out of your ass.
Whats pitiful is how completely asshurt you are over him.
If you want to bash him then fine but at least do it in a way that makes sense.
I'd like to buy you a steak, amigo.