The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

[cmd34]

Cute or not. My folks raised me as a good American and a good Christian, so wishing death is really out of the question. Maybe I was a little harsh and I apologize for that but not the fact.
I have been a Cowboy fan for 41 years, is Jerry the best owner? Ummm absolutely not. But to wish death?
Just sayin'.

Maybe this isn't the board for you?

 

[cmd34]

My folks raised me as a good American and a good Christian

Or at least your worthless low life parents should be, if you know them.

How very Christian of you.

 

[Dodger12]

lol, what are you drinking tonight dodger?

What's up Yimy? Johnny Black. I have two bottles of Johnny Blue but I'm waiting for a special occasion to break them open. Let's be honest.....Romo and Dez play a few series and they get hurt again. It's the hazzards of their occupation. Jerry keeps tempting fate, even flying to a high school football game, and he continues to beat the odds. I'm hoping the old coot has sky diving on his bucket list. Sooner or later, the odds have to kick in.

 

[icup]

Cute or not. My folks raised me as a good American and a good Christian, so wishing death is really out of the question. Maybe I was a little harsh and I apologize for that but not the fact.
I have been a Cowboy fan for 41 years, is Jerry the best owner? Ummm absolutely not. But to wish death?
Just sayin'.

garrett is that you? if it is, then you can go fuck yourself and i hope you and stephen are in the helicopter too. meanwhile i hope charlotte is busy curtain shopping for our fucking stadium.


BUT if you are not garrett, go fuck yourself.


p.s. fuck off dude.

 

[yimyammer]

garrett is that you? if it is, then you can go fuck yourself and i hope you and stephen are in the helicopter too. meanwhile i hope charlotte is busy curtain shopping for our fucking stadium.


BUT if you are not garrett, go fuck yourself.


p.s. fuck off dude.

ru any relation to 2girls/1cup?

 

[icup]

ru any relation to 2girls/1cup?

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVZuTagRxto[/video]

 

[yimyammer]

I'll take that as a yes

 

[peplaw06]

garrett is that you? if it is, then you can go fuck yourself and i hope you and stephen are in the helicopter too. meanwhile i hope charlotte is busy curtain shopping for our fucking stadium.


BUT if you are not garrett, go fuck yourself.


p.s. fuck off dude.

That's a quality post for just your third one.

 

[Midswat]

So is this just going to be stickied for the next 5-10 years?

 

[Doomsday]

So is this just going to be stickied for the next 5-10 years?

Forever.

 

[dbair1967]

This thread needs to be moved to the Universor Rant Area

 

[Doomsday]

Universor Rant Area

Never heard of that one.

 

[Scot]

Until the day we get to celebrate

 

[Scot]

We win the Super Bowl this season and Jerry drops dead of a heart attack!

Every Cowboy fans dream come true

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

Bullshit. I don't want him seeing that before he goes.

 

[dbair1967]

We win the Super Bowl this season and Jerry drops dead of a heart attack!

I actually think this is a plausible scenario

 

[bbgun]

I have a fireworks gif saved on my computer for that blessed day

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

 

[NoMoRedJ]

He looks to be getting closer

 

[Scot]

On the glorious day that he finally kicks the bucket we should all get an automatic congratulatory msg